I've been changing around the latest message here a bit lately, because every variation is just boring and lame. I actually had this great idea this morning though and now I can't remember because I just spent forever fixing some stuff for someone.
I had a pretty crazy thing happen this morning which has happened to me maybe two or three times before: I got out of bed really quickly after I woke up, like within a few seconds, because I realized I had way too much stuff to do today (like fixing people's diaries, adding dumb entries to mine, etc? haha oops), and I totally just fell down because my legs weren't awake yet. I totally felt like some little baby animal who doesn't know how to walk yet. Unfortunately when I got back into bed and laid there for a few minutes with my mouth open, noone came and put food into it. (At that point I got up and found myself some Burger King french toast sticks, but I won't go on about that, because I don't even think baby rats or seagulls eat that badly).
Also, I had this thought last night while I was asleep. I was actually probably half-asleep, since I remember actually thinking "I hope I remember this when I wake up" and considering phoning myself and leaving the idea on my answering machine so I wouldn't lose it, but I was too tired to bother, and luckily I rememebred it. Now this is the thing: Know how some things seem incredibly funny or smart or really good when you're asleep? Like I've had mornings where I'm all mad because I made up some amazing song in my sleep but I can't remember it when I wake up. Well this is why I shouldn't be worrying: The idea I had that during my half-sleep I thought was the funniest thing in the world was basically this: "Hey wouldn't it be funny if you got a dozen naked people to go up to people in the street whose shirts have just fallen off for some reason, and then take a photo of the random person whose shirt has just fallen off along with your group of naked people? And then you could blackmail them!". HHJAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAH! ahaha.... Uhh yeah. Seriously, at 3 or 4 a.m. or so this was the funniest thing I had ever thought of.
Okay that is all, I am way late for the rest of my dumb day.
8:19 a.m. - 2001-07-12