You know how when you're young, you wake up all excited with all the stuff that you want to do all day and that sort of thing? I just realized that for the last 3 days, my first thought when I have woken up has been that I really should get myself a bedpan so I can stay in bed longer. And the worst thing is, I know I should feel old for that, but I still sort of am thinking that it's a good idea.
7:32 a.m. - Jan. 15, 2002