You know who has a good thing going? That midget actor. You know the one, there are only like 2 or 3. The one I mean is the main one, the big boss, the one who was in Seinfeld once in that episode where Kramer is in a soap opera. That guy gets like EVERY little person part. What is really impressive though, is the Burger King ad running right now that he and some other little people are in. They play a construction crew, and everything in the ad is digitally altered so that the hamburgers in the ad are bigger than humans, etc., and yet they STILL bothered to hire little people to be in the ad. Am I explaining this very well, you know what I mean?
I think what happened was, an ad agency filmed this ad with real actors and normal sized hamburgers. Then they digitally altered using some program to make the hamburgers bigger (probably Adobe Hamburgershop). Then they went and played it for the executives at Burger King, but those guys were like "whoa whoa whoa, that's how big you made the hamburgers? Not big enough!". Then, the ad guys said "okay, we can use Adobe Hamburgershop to make them bigger again", but the Burger King guys were like "What? Why? Just hire midgets! The burgers will look much bigger compared to them!". I don't know much about business, but I know enough to be pretty sure that is what happened.
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11:40 p.m. - Jul. 16, 2006