I decided to be a hack standup comic. I've been working on my act. So far I have this (read these in a loud annoying voice):
"So I called Pizza Hut and said to send me a Big New Yorker. Joey Frigging Ramone showed up!"
"I saw that Heidi Klum on tv last night. She almost made me KLUM in my pants."
Pretty hot stuff eh? That's me: hot stuff.
03:20:39 - 2000-04-12