Comments:

Me. - 2002-06-13 23:01:15
You are fucking hilarious, dude. I know I shouldn't use the F-word but seriously. You are just really fucking funny sometimes...
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Andrea - 2002-06-13 23:09:43
i totally agree... the f-word is necssary here because andrew really is fucking hilarious. thank you for the laughs...
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samantha - 2002-06-13 23:15:37
you're the fucking best. god damn, andrew. i love you and your cute little land of diaries. :)
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Damodred - 2002-06-13 23:44:04
what the hell is an ackman?
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T.Odd - 2002-06-13 23:45:28
That Huge Ackman line was 'over the top'. I've been trying to come up with good puns on his name since the first time I heard it... I always called hum Huge-Ass Man, not that he has a huge as, but that he is huge-ass... Yeah.
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frannie - 2002-06-14 00:05:41
ANDREW YOU ARE SO FAROOKIN FUNNY
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megan - 2002-06-14 00:06:11
if i'd been old enough, i would have camped out for the great muppet caper. but i wasn't. i haven't found anything of such quality as yet, but when i do, i shall follow your bold example.
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you heard! - 2002-06-14 01:54:40
In summation, fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.
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lex - 2002-06-14 02:06:24
christ.
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colleen - 2002-06-14 02:09:00
Oh, man, if I hadn't just puked, I would be puking right now.
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Grace - 2002-06-14 02:49:59
This is the reason I love this diary and Andrew :P
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ella - 2002-06-14 03:35:54
hey andrew i havent seen kate and leopold yet but now i think ill have to. anyway... i just got meself a diary i feel so proud wel ive forgotten the point of this message bye
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damik - 2002-06-14 03:50:58
It must have just been your Blockbuster, at mine the line had gotten so bad they had to turn people away.... And I just wanted to return Dracula.
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lisa - 2002-06-14 07:16:32
omg you are the funniest guy alive and i dont even no ya. lol i added you to my buddy list so i can see more of your funny diary entries
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Richie - 2002-06-14 13:36:59
Andrew. Why couldn't you have been born a girl? I would be so in love with you. I coulda taken you to senior prom and fumbled around with your corsage, and then, afterwards, we could have gone to an all night diner and sipped a milkshake together and talked about how amazing it is that Wings stayed on the air for as long as it did. We would have laughed so hard that milkshake would have come out of both our noses and we wouldn't be embarrassed because it happened to both of us and not just me or you. I'm not saying we can't still be friends. But it's just not the same because you're a man and so am I.
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chaz bartok - 2002-06-14 15:06:53
Dude how about a spoiler alert???? Thanks, bro, you fuckin' ruined the movie for me. Another weekend blown. Thanks.
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janea - 2002-06-15 04:16:29
totally andrewbulous. haha, i love you man. plus, i filled out the survey. you should advertise the "we love andrew" diary ring! woochucka<3
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elephteria - 2002-06-15 04:58:37
You are so funny, cripes. I've gone back and read a bunch of your old stuff, and I've been cracking up (though not necessarily at the same time). Anyhow, I love romantic comedies and this one I haven't seen yet; thanks for the shoeshine tip about it being out, and awesome.
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Emma - 2002-06-15 10:41:08
You are fantabulous, did you really camp out for "Kate and Leopold?"
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Jacqui - 2002-06-15 14:45:27
:)
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milky - 2002-06-15 17:56:11
this entry is all lies, isn't? ALL LIES1
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milky - 2002-06-15 17:56:36
um. sorry. I was excited.
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hi-andrew - 2002-06-15 21:17:09
even though i haven't updated my diary in ages, i just wanted to advertise the hi-andrew diaryring. http://members.diaryland.com/edit/rings.phtml?ring=hi-andrew hey there. what's goin' on?
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kristy - 2002-06-16 19:23:02
ANDREW.. I LOVE YOU!! WILL YOU MARRY ME, DOLL??? heheh ;)
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ali - 2002-06-17 03:34:02
kate and leopold is the best movie ever. EVER. PS, i would totally suck Hugh Jackman's ackman. he is one fiiiine piece of ass.
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Onea - 2002-06-17 13:12:26
Re the Richard Simmons experience you mentioned on the plane--when my friend Paul (gp-flores.diaryland.com) was in elementary school, Richard Simmons came and did a program at his school. He grabbed Paul's stomach and said "Look at all this fat!" Paul was scarred for life, and he blames it all on Richard Simmons. The end.
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Matthew - 2002-06-17 15:31:01
Here at the Hollywood Video in Seattle, the costumes were really disappointing. When I camped out for the DVD release of "Max Keeble's Big Move" last year, people came dressed as all sorts of characters from the movie, from the Evil Ice Cream Man to Mrs. Talia. Some folks even dressed as characters that weren't even in the movie -- just people from the Max Keeble novels and backstory (and one guy came dressed as the main character in that Max Keeble "first-person shooter" video game for the Xbox). But in the Kate and Leopold line, it was like EVERY guy was dressed as Leopold and EVERY girl came as Kate. SHOW SOME ORIGINALITY, PEOPLE!!! Some folks didn't even know who I was dressed as! ("Doorman at Party"! Duh!) You were better off by yourself, Andrew, instead of being surrounded by a bunch of people who were NOT big Kate & Leopold fans at all but just a bunch of wannabes following the hype.
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harsh - 2002-06-17 22:01:57
hahaha you said bogart, you chode. JK U REWL ANDREW U SO CUTE
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Abbey - 2002-06-18 10:05:13
Blockbuster? Tsk, tsk, Andrew, you're Canadian aren't you? Roger's Video is much better. Shit, I've been brainwashed by the trailer tapes at work. Anyways, Kate and Leopold did kick ass, I loved it. I always lust after Meg Ryan's wardrobes in her movies, in every other scene I was like "Oooh, I want that!". Yeah, I'm a geek.
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Rachel - 2002-06-18 17:27:32
Hey Andrew. I rented Kate and Leopold last night, and I haven't watched it yet, but it's kinda weird that this is the first time that I've visited your diary, and you're talking about it. Well, I'll go and watch it now, and I hope that I like it as much as you have. Bye!
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Homeboy - 2002-06-19 21:33:32
GOD I LOVE YOU ANDREW! YOUR POSTS ARE THE ONLY REASON I LIVE! I WANT TO DIE IN YOUR ARMS, ETC.
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Jodie - 2002-06-20 19:06:56
PLEASE HELP I took a survey and spelt alot of things wrong. Very wrong like instead of writing pic I wrote pis How do I cahnge ordelete it please help sign my book with instructions Please
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~ Sil in Korea - 2002-06-21 00:37:00
Heh,Heh,Heh! You are funny, man! And the dipstick who said you ruined his weekend is full of cow-patties. Rock on! "Happy Trails to you till we meet again!" ~ Sil in Korea {P.S. Ask someone elderly who's theme song that is.}
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Kelly - 2002-06-21 17:17:08
Oh my God, so I'm NOT the only one who giggles every time I say Hugh Jackman's name!!! From what I've heard, Andrew, yes, he does have a huge ackman....Lord knows I'd like to find that out....anyhoo. Yes, you are fuckin hilarious, and I want to marry you. I think Diaryland writers and Andrew whores in particular should make T-shirts that say on the front "I'm Andrew's whore" and on the back "Andrew has a huge ackman". But that's just my opinion. Suggestions, people?
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Tony - 2002-06-25 19:13:05
Rich Creamery butter. Mmmm.... Is there anything better? Yeah, how about not another second of that no-talent whiner Meg Ryan.
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sarah - 2002-06-27 14:35:31
dear andrew, you're swell... and the fact that you said "bogart my spot" makes it more true than ever before. you rock my pants off. can we be friends? <3, sarah
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dianna - 2002-07-01 21:14:45
your almost as funny as me, my friend.
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Nikki - 2002-07-05 18:49:34
Props for staying out there all night just to get the "Kate & Leopold" movie. I have to agree with you though. It was an AWESOME movie. I saw it on New Years with a friend, and it was great! :)
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ww - 2002-07-05 20:20:36
w
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Brenda - 2002-07-08 17:46:41
Am I the only one who finds it hilarious that half the commenters took this entry seriously, and half of them didn't?
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Michele - 2002-07-10 21:51:26
this is a great diary...you are so funny. your diary is one of my favorites...
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becca - 2002-07-11 15:43:46
so you're, like, sarcastic and stuff. like, funny and wow. er something.
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andrew - 2002-07-11 15:51:49
OH MY GOD BECCA JUST BURNED ME SO BAD OUCH. oops, that's sarcastic.
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jessa - 2002-07-11 18:36:49
uh... when did people start lining outside of video rental stores? and costumes? i don't get it... *shrugs*
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Karen - 2002-07-13 13:46:57
I do the same thing with new Mary Kate and Ashley movies. When the one where they play twins who drive cars came out, there was a line of about 380 fans outside Blockbuster. One time I was Mary Kate and one time I was Ashley. There wasn't much a difference in my costume.
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Therese - 2002-07-21 00:29:48
I'm smiling uncontrollably, damnit. Hey, you're a funny fella (as if you didn't already know that). Stop boasting it to the entire world! I'm aware of my own mediocrity..and I just spelled that wrong. Where was I? Oh, yes, insulting you because you're funnier than I am-I'll stop now.
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Jessie - 2002-07-21 22:16:44
i just say kate and leopold and i have to say that the movie rocks! i would LOOOOOVEEE to be kate, it is just such a good story. andrew you rock!
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kevin - 2003-05-14 10:55:49
tere munnid magage kainex siis tulge eestlastega mölisema kuradi sitarattad!!!!!!11
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FUCKEN BITCH - 2003-05-19 19:26:28
I LOVE YOUR FUCKEN DIARY
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Parko Molo - 2003-06-04 04:52:37
What's up bro!? Andrew you are killer dude. the funniest of the funny. matter fact aint no funnier. man you are a fucking homosexual. i hate your fucking guts man. i wish you would just do what your mom wanted you to do for so long. just fucking kill yourself you worthless peice of fucking shit.
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andrew - 2003-06-04 12:29:56
Kate and leopold fans get real angry easily.
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Ralph Dimachio - 2003-06-07 04:29:53
"Seering Words From A Demonic Mind" Crown thy master with the highest honors of mallor. Bow to me faithfully, for I am the one who will bring this world from the depths of all that is but evil. There is nothing that can stop this now, the time has finally arisen. Of vengeance I rise to devulge this enemy, to enlighten the ones who sleep. Your putrid existance sickens the gods, you will destroy yourselves. I shall feast upon your ignorance. ANDREW YOU ARE THE ONE WHO SLEEPS YOU MUST BE AWAKENED, FOR IT HAS GONE ON TO LONG. THEY HAVE LET YOU BELEIVE THAT YOU ARE WORTHY OF LIFE, THIS IS UNTRUE. THE UNTOLD TRUTH IS YOU ARE SICKENING AND I HATE YOUR EXISTANCE
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Andrew - 2003-06-07 04:36:58
Was that the bad guy's speech from an episode of buffy?
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Jean Claude VanDamme - 2003-06-07 04:43:08
Seriously dude, what kind of fruitcake mother fucker has a diary. I see what Mr. Dimachio is coming from. You seriously are gay dude. I mean you did bust out "wasn't that a line from last nights buffy" either you're a female or just a faggot bitch.
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andrew - 2003-06-07 04:44:35
Yes, i was serious. And good comeback!
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Jean Claude - 2003-06-07 04:44:35
and by the way, what's up with calling someone a "badguy"? Oh I forgot you live in your little buffy world. my bad
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Chuck Norris - 2003-06-07 04:46:04
I didn't ask you if you were serious. I asked what kind of fruit cake son of a bitch has a diary. Come to find out your not only homosexual, your fucking ignorant also.
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andrew - 2003-06-07 04:46:23
Once again, awesome comeback. How about this, in your language:THE UNTOLD TRUTH IS THAT YOU ARE BORING.
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Capibara - 2003-06-07 04:48:48
Come on now, how are you going to say that. When I come up with something new everytime and you go about saying the same thing over and over. I really am disspointed in you. I was thinking you would have some intelligance, possibly just enough to have a decent comeback every once in a while. or something
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andrew - 2003-06-07 04:49:37
Hey! I'm so lame that I can't come up with anything to say but "good comeback" and repeat everything that you say to me! Aren't I clever? Gotta get back to Buffy now! See ya later guys!!
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andrew - 2003-06-07 04:50:00
I am sorry I disspointed you son.
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Larry Burnsbee - 2003-06-07 04:52:03
by the way that was not me posting as you. I would never degrade myself enough as to brand myself an idiot. You're even using shit that i said, for a comeback to me. That shows high intelligance
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Rain Man - 2003-06-07 04:55:14
But on a serious note here, What were all those retards thinking when they said you were smart and funny? I have seen no sign of intelligant life here. Frankly, all I have seen is reminanse of what was a fully functioning brain. And now has no further use
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andrew - 2003-06-07 04:57:07
I am sorry, I can't keep up with your witty repartee, I have low intelligance (sic). Your (sic) too smart for me. So bye!
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Derrringer - 2003-06-07 04:57:45
You still trying to peice a sentance together? Keep trying you may eventually think of something that makes any sense at all.
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Yeltsan - 2003-06-07 04:59:59
I was wondering when you were going to say that. I figured it would be all night before your ignorant ass realized you are mentally incabable of saying anything in resembalence of a comeback.
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Kat - 2005-04-15 23:53:57
Am I the only person in the universe that thought it was kind of gross that Kate was actually Stuarts great grandmother, and they dated and I'm pretty sure they had sex. I mean eww!
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tony the tiger - 2006-08-14 08:26:41
ur a nigger
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