Comments:

reddirtgirl - 2002-10-09 12:05:05
Watch out, Martha Stewart.
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Melissa - 2002-10-09 12:19:38
That's the most frightening thing I've EVER seen.
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andrew - 2002-10-09 12:26:18
frighteningly DELICIOUS!
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Rob - 2002-10-09 15:00:20
Andrew. I dont know how you make me laugh so hard with every one of your entries. You're everything I want in a pet. Come live with me. Free food. I'll kick the dogs out, so free bed!
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Dan - 2002-10-09 16:12:16
To whom it may concern, Thank you for teaching me valuable life lessons STOP I really appreciate all the things I have learned from your diary STOP I now can make really cool nipple marshmallows in my spare time, which means I can stop watching Martha Stewart's broadcasts from her jail cell STOP I use your diary as my number one news source STOP Actually, number two, because Fox News is so ghetto it's funny STOP Oh yeah, I have an idea for you STOP If you're bored, try to beat my standing up record STOP I stood up for 16 hours and 15 minutes in a row, once STOP See if you can beat it! Your #417 fan, Kelly Rippa
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Joanne - 2002-10-09 16:17:33
Hahaha.. Love the snazzy plates!
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Erin - 2002-10-09 16:36:15
You know if you did a whole cookbook of this stuff you'd be so rich.
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oh my - 2002-10-09 16:51:17
that last one after the microwavation looks like a bad scientific monster experiment, with one normal eye, and one lazy almost spongy eye. and if you move to the right, the eyes follow you. and if you move to the left, that lazy eye just won't leave you alone... weird
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Scarlett - 2002-10-09 17:27:40
I'm substituting the plain cherries with chocolate-covered cherries because I like it. Yummy. Oh, and I have plates like that. Except they're blue. The deformed marshmallows remind me of the website where they brutally kill Easter Peeps, only more humane because you're using it in a recipe instead of trying to harm them. That's all.
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Pious Bionicus - 2002-10-09 17:32:34
Are you more than 10 years old?
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Ellen - 2002-10-09 18:44:15
Adding honey sounds like too much sweet to me.
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damik - 2002-10-09 19:36:13
I got such a good sugar buzz I was twitching for an hour. Thanks Andrew.
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jane - 2002-10-09 19:57:25
you... are a genious. I love you.
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Sushi - 2002-10-09 21:06:08
Now I know what I'm taking if I have to go to a gourmet dinner!!!
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emily - 2002-10-09 21:27:51
dude, thats sick. who would eat that?! can we say "sugar Overload?!"
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vallary - 2002-10-09 21:42:26
welll....those *are* fairly cute looking...i personally won't make them cuz i dislike both marshmallows and marscino cherries...but i can still see their appeal....plus you have cool plates...go IKEA!
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Kitty B. - 2002-10-09 21:51:30
The bottom marshmallow nipple monster looks like it had a stroke because of the one dilated eye. Andrew, now that you have comments again, allow me to say that I almost cried when you linked me. Tears of joy, Love, Kitty
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bob - 2002-10-09 22:51:19
I remember when I was like six years old I put a Marshmallow Supreme (a Little Debbie cake) in the microwave and it like exploded everywhere. I thought I was like the first person to discover this, so I ran around everywhere and I would give everyone exploded marshmallow chocolate shit as like a special treat all of the time. Except the things you made actually look good. I'm going to fucking go make one. Except I don't have marshmallows or cherries- fuck.
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andrew - 2002-10-09 22:58:27
Who doesn't have marshmallows and maraschino cherries sitting around? And yeah, you don't really want to cook these long enough to explode, just to get soft and awesome.
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Christopher-Michael - 2002-10-10 03:56:51
Why are you wasting all of your time coding diaryland when you can obviously corner the world market on making snacks that are guaranteed to add atleast a few pounds? Actually, forget I said that...diaryland rocks and how many of us could live without it. SO..keep diaryland and keep informing us of your recipes. =0)
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Lisa - 2002-10-10 08:16:17
Excactly! Andrew, the world needs your knowledge of delicious home cooked recipes!
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Kerry Ann - 2002-10-10 18:22:30
Dude, I have those plates!
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fish - 2002-10-10 19:56:59
yo, that last pic looks like one of chank diesel's little painting dudes. you and him should collaborate fo'real. -fish
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capmen - 2002-10-10 20:47:25
I'm too scared to make those things, but if I did, I'd call them "Andrew's Nipples." Mmm....
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Ange - 2002-10-10 22:36:19
Yes, but whyyyyy?
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Tamera - 2002-10-11 15:13:31
Dammit. Of all the days to run out of cherries.
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Jackie - 2002-10-16 00:02:54
Must resist...
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X - 2002-10-16 14:36:07
Gah! I'm suing you for the most frightening image I have ever seen in my life! *shudders* I may never eat again....
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trinity63 - 2002-10-17 03:17:54
My Nanna used to make those for us all the time, and she called them "Cherry-Marsh Honey's" Been eating them all my life:) Hugs, Trin
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Jill - 2002-10-17 12:58:13
I call shenanigans on Trinity! Andrew invented that food, don't try to say that your dear old gran made them up! And what is that? Cherry-Marsh Honey's? Sounds to me like you made that shiznat up right this second beeyatch! If you want to take credit for other people's brilliant ideas you can go do it elsewhere! p.s. the nips are fuckin' awesome!
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trin - 2002-10-18 02:43:30
Um Jill - I am most likely old enough to be both you and Andrew's mother together. Like I said, been eating those my entire life. So go suck a carrot. Trin
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Jill - 2002-10-18 10:52:18
yeah, Trin - I'm an asshole. I was in a stupid ass mood. Then I figured if I would read a bit about you and once I read your diary I realized that yeah, you probably weren't making anything up. You're a good writer. And I can't believe I'm apologizing, but it just didn't feel right to leave it like that. So peace.
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Don - 2002-10-18 12:00:38
I've been following this and actually I am pretty much 99% sure trin is a liar, so there. No matter how old she is.
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Jill - 2002-10-18 22:39:43
the internet is retarded sometimes, half of me wants to be like "yeah, bash these people, fuckin' rights" and part of me is like "...." (can't think of any reason not to) Well I just realized how terribly silly it is to even care what you people think. I do think Trin's a liar - at least about the fuckin' mallow dessert snacks!!!!!
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punkie - 2002-10-18 23:05:26
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
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Courtney - 2002-10-19 18:52:04
you can call them "bloody nipples" and give them out for halloween since they look so scary.
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Jill - 2002-10-21 11:30:46
I think Don and Punkie are the same person who happens to be an instigator. But hey, what would the world be like with no instigators?
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tracey - 2002-10-29 10:04:47
definatly diggin' the manly plates. I've got nothing to do for the next oh, six hours so I think i'll make some of these. mm.
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Krysta - 2002-11-11 17:43:30
I have your plates!! Go IKEA. Anyways, they look soo good that I wish I could eat them off the screen!
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N. - 2002-12-08 15:08:51
Um. Those are unmicrowavable plastic plates. I have the same ones. Not a good idea, Andrew; when heated up, that type of plastic releases some very toxic chemicals. Take care.
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murphykins - 2003-05-26 03:09:06
toxic chemicals? that could explain the stroke-mushy-eye on the left!
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Michelle - 2003-06-13 02:15:09
I used to make little appetizers by sticking a hershey's kiss into a marshmellow, much like your cherry nipples... maybe we should open a catering business together?
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Kandy - 2003-06-13 10:35:41
How 'bout naming them Cherry Nip Squishys?
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cristina - 2003-06-21 05:34:27
you are sooooo awsome!!! i'm trying those first thing tomorrow
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barrel - 2003-06-25 09:25:01
are those plate from ikea? I would call them "cherry nipple mellows"
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funda - 2003-06-28 04:11:54
I've been trying to find a way to live without insulin so I can have a permanent sugar high. This may be a fine alternative solution.
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frozen-vodka - 2003-08-01 14:25:07
Of course the dude who started Diaryland would go and make something as awesome as this!! I'm going shopping tonight and I'm definitely making these!!
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