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Uncle Bob - 2003-03-12 13:41:14
My friend...that whole "Sioux City Fireman" routine at a party cracked my butt up! I wonder if you even have a clue as to how funny that actually was.
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Leslie Irene - 2003-03-12 13:43:06
Hey, I think you could really get somewhere with that "butt" song. Perhaps, it would sell in novelty rap or even showtunes! LOL Wow...I didn't even know "Family Feud" was still on- and "Al" is the host? BA HA HA! You're the man, the myth, the legend. Blessings Always, Leslie Irene
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candy - 2003-03-12 13:43:57
well it could be worse...I have a friend who plays Family Feud online.
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rdg - 2003-03-12 13:54:38
I want to hear the butt song. Share your art with the world.
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sooner - 2003-03-12 14:01:16
ahem.
afraid
aid
allayed
arcade
arrayed
assayed
bade
barmaid
bayed
belgrade
betrayed
blade
blockade
bondmaid
braid
brayed
bridesmaid
brigade
brocade
cacheted
cascade
charade
cliched
cockade
conveyed
crocheted
crusade
decade
decayed
defrayed
degrade
delayed
dismayed
displayed
dissuade
downgrade
essayed
evade
eyeshade
fade
flayed
forayed
forbade
frayed
glaceed
glade
grade
grayed
grenade
hade
handmade
handmaid
hayed
homemade
hoorayed
housemaid
hurrahed
hurrayed
inlaid
invade
inveighed
jade
lade
laid
limeade
low-grade
made
maid
manmade
mermaid
milkmaid
mislaid
misplayed
neighed
nightshade
nursemaid
obeyed
offgrade
ok'd
okayed
outplayed
outstayed
outweighed
paid
parade
parlayed
parqueted
persuade
pervade
played
pomade
portrayed
postpaid
prayed
prepaid
preyed
pureed
purveyed
raid
rayed
relayed
remade
repaid
replayed
sashayed
sauted
sauteed
self-made
shade
souffleed
spade
spayed
splayed
sprayed
stade
staid
stayed
stockade
strayed
suede
sunshade
surveyed
swayed
switchblade
they'd
tirade
trade
unmade
unpaid
unplayed
unswayed
upbraid
upgrade
wade
waylaid
weighed
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Jon - 2003-03-12 14:42:15
Guess who knows a webpage that lists rhyming words! No seriously, guess! Okay it's sooner.
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Christopher-Michael - 2003-03-12 15:21:13
Okay. The Sioux City Fireman bit didn't work. So how about you go the opposite way and say that you are a New York Librarian? Or how about a New York Taxi Driver?? Scratch that last one, no one would applaud that.
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cosmicrayola - 2003-03-12 16:00:36
Hey! I clicked on your song, but it won't play! I want to hear it! E'mail it to me already!
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nakedkristin - 2003-03-12 16:41:14
What time is family feud on?.. i always seem to miss it.
I love family feud online.. its on uproar.com ... if anyone is curious, and it even has the very satisfying "ding" sound effect when you get a correct answer.. much better than super market sweep online
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Porsh - 2003-03-12 17:40:48
you know where supermarket sweep is I've been wanting to play that game for real. anyways Andrew I think you are a very talented person. I mean you've created many cool sites that one would probly give the time or the day to do it. Keep on doing what you do because your are swell (great just great)
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Michelle - 2003-03-12 17:52:23
Hee hee the fireman thing was great. And you did that little Canadian "eh?" thing at the end! *laughs* Cute! I just stopped by to say thanks for working so hard on the servers. I know you're really frustrated and probably getting tons of hate mail but I want to thank you for all the hassle you go through for us Diarylanders.
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prolific - 2003-03-13 02:54:32
Good work on the server move, bud. I'm raising my glass as we speak. P.S: I took a leak in my sink because my toilet stopped working.
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Christine - 2003-03-13 03:06:35
I would just like to borrow the words of Creedence and advise you to keep on chooglin'. I don't know exactly what it means, but I mean it in the nicest possible way, because I love you. Also, keep on keepin' on (chooglin').
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. - 2003-03-13 04:59:12
About the downtime. No worries! The people of diaryland will unite and move on. Keep Diaryland down for a whole day to move the site and the servers and the world will not end (hopefully). Take your time, Dude. We still love ya. No worries.
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piilu - 2003-03-13 05:23:52
(...i'd go for the word 'babe')
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Justin - 2003-03-13 06:14:26
Hey ANDREW,
Here's the lyrics to the theme song to the porn we just filmed, License To Drill: Goldenfingers. Except I replaced all the dirty words with bunnyrabbit. And now, the theme to Goldenfingers:
I got my posse
Right by my side
Gonna bunnyrabbit the house
Around the clock tonight
Don’t need to beg
And all that bunnyrabbit
Gotta wait for your turn
So don’t be sad
Gold fingers are here
Gotta deal with this bunnyrabbit
No matter if my hum, hum, hum….
Hardly fits
Warm up your bunnyrabbit
You gonna sweat tonight
Let me tell you the motherbunnyrabbit story
Of the night
I’ll put your bunnyrabbit in the air
You shake your bunnyrabbit like you just don’t care
Put your bunnyrabbit in the air
Shake your bunnyrabbit like you just don’t care
“With my golden fingers”
Sing *THAT* bearjerk!
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Colleen - 2003-03-13 11:42:34
Hey ANdrew, it could be worse I watch "Lets make a deal" just to see the ones that got the crummy and crappy gifts......
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sarah - 2003-03-13 12:37:31
Richard Carnes is a silly, silly man.
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lenarose - 2003-03-13 13:16:20
Hey! This is just to say, "Don't worry about the problems, Andrew, you're doing a fantastic job and we all appreciate it."
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deanna - 2003-03-13 17:41:55
andrew
When will it be spring in Canada?
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Katherine - 2003-03-13 21:27:00
Just writing to support your anti-harassment stand. The lame-ass idiots who do it always whine and howl when people call them on their crap and take their toys away. Their inability to empathize with their victims or understand how and why they are wrong is what gets them the label "sociopath" or person without a conscience. Don't let their flak get to you. It's your site, you pay for it, you can do as you damn well please.
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Tamara - 2003-03-13 22:41:33
Go Andrew! You have my support for the anti-harrassment deal. *puts on "Vote Andrew" button pin and then gets out Diaryland flag and waves it around the room* ;-)
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Tamara - 2003-03-13 22:42:48
Go Andrew! You have my support for the anti-harrassment deal. *puts on "Vote Andrew" button pin and then gets out Diaryland flag and waves it around the room* ;-)
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Waffle - 2003-03-14 01:53:04
Yay to you for the anti-harrassment thing. Behind you 100%. =)
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Dave - 2003-03-14 07:59:22
Ya, Andrew, I almost don't want to say this here haha. Ok it is not a question, so I will this once anyway. Mister, I appreciate everything you are doing for us dland users, and I am not the only one. I would give you a hug, only I don't really know if you are into that. I like to rewrite songs myself, it is easier than coming up with music and lyrics. :)
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=) - 2003-03-14 12:27:47
You rock. All of d-land loves you.
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Rachel - 2003-03-14 22:55:53
Just wanted to say that you are not crazy and you are doing the right thing when it comes to people harassing others! you have created a wonderful place for people and it is a shame that people use it for wrong reasons! Keep up the good work!:)
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rachael - 2003-03-15 09:55:18
Hey I just totally stumbled into your diary from a favorites list, I think you are hilarious!!!
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anna - 2003-03-16 15:04:58
no offense but i am picturing you as a 50 year old gray haired man. seriously though, how old are you? i love family feud thank the lord they got rid of that annoying louie anderson & his damn damn voice.
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Nafia - 2003-03-16 17:18:13
HEY! LOve the entries, but dude the server's screwed and i tell you, i feel like slapping you, but kissing you (mixed emotions, as you can tell!)
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Cloud - 2003-03-17 02:07:37
Hm.. is posting this fruitless? I'll do it anyway. I just wanted to say kudos to all you do! Without diaryland I'm certain I would shrivel up and die. Well.. that might be exagerrating, but you get my point. So thanks for everything! Rock on.
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harassed - 2003-03-17 10:45:58
Andrew, I'm being harassed by your news diary. It says the word "crapped." I find that word very offensive, and every time I go to the members area, I have to look at that word. It harasses me every time I look at it. I think you should shut down your news diary so I don't get harassed any more.
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jessica - 2003-03-17 13:14:15
doods! andrew is the bestest and it think that the ppl who give him shit about the servers don't realize how hard he works. anyways. i've made a decorative banner that is a spoof on the NRA bumper stickers. you all can have it for free. i give it to you. you can even see what it looks like, featured at my diary under the entry "i have a president" yay andrew.
<a href="http://www.diaryland.com"><<img src="http://image1ex.villagephotos.com/pubimage.asp?id_=1856195" width=360 height=216>
</a>
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jessica - 2003-03-17 13:17:01
ok doods. i didn't realize that it would stick up the banner...so in order for it to not work so that you can copy it will write it wrong
(<a href="http://www.diaryland.com"><<img src="http://image1ex.villagephotos.com/pubimage.asp?id_=1856195" width=360 height=216>
</a>)
to make it work, take out the parenthesis at the begining and end ;)
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jessica - 2003-03-17 13:17:39
dammit...i give up. i barely know how to do this html shit anyways...oh well, there went trying anyways
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.a. - 2003-03-17 22:13:39
i love you and your butt song! you make my day.
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spaceman spiff - 2003-03-19 14:19:19
commencing buzz-killage: naturalized citizens can't be president of the united states. not that andrew's a naturalized citizen, but this in general does not bode well for his presidential career. even if he could be president, he'd have to reside in the states for 14 years first, and imagine how old he'd be THEN. he could call strom thurmond "sonny."
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damik - 2003-03-19 18:21:55
Well he's the president of our hearts.<p></p>Aww. Aren't I the sweetest? Why do I have the urge for a cheese sandwhich?
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Arynn - 2003-03-19 19:48:39
Like practically everybody else, I just wanted to say that You Rock, Andrew. Don't let it get you down. Ninety-nine percent of us think you're the greatest thing since sliced bread. We're behind you on the harassment issue (DEFINITELY), and we more than understand about the server downtime. Don't fry your brain over it, man. *hugs*
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Tawny - 2003-03-20 13:52:08
Yay!! Thank you for getting the servers up again!! :D We all appreciate it!!
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me - 2003-03-21 17:39:40
Richard KARN
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Jen - 2003-03-21 23:41:16
http://merlin78.diaryland.com/011106_85.html I found this rather disturbing. Run Andrew.. Ruuuuuuuuuun!
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Jette Marie - 2003-03-22 11:42:20
I, too, love Family Feud and have been known to laugh at jokes made by Richard Carnes. This entry made me smile knowingly, and feel old as well...=) Yay for you.
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wookie - 2003-03-22 20:39:54
He will always be Beardo...
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kathleen - 2003-03-22 21:51:11
I think I might try that fireman thing. But I am not a fireman, for a man for that matter. Oh, who gives a fuck, I'll try it tomorrow at Rite Aid.
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chuffnutt - 2003-03-24 18:55:33
You live in Winnipeg? Cool! I was born and raised up here mostly.
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andrew - 2003-03-24 18:58:10
what? no, not winnipeg no, wha?
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Erin - 2003-03-24 23:37:21
I think my favourite Family Feud was the one where the disco has-beens fought the Village People. The Village People make everything better.
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boo - 2003-03-25 12:30:55
Ewww! I loathe your Britney banner. I'm still trying to figure out why I clicked.
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Carlyn - 2003-03-25 13:36:26
You are so damn funny! Like "Jack Handy" type of funny. I am auditioning for Canadian Idol and I promise that when they ask "who/what was your inspiration?" I am going to say "Andrew's "souled out" version of O Canada." Really. Keep an eye out ok?!Also, I think you have some real talent because I emailed your link to all my friends and was like "you guys I was going to audition but this guy is a way better singer than me, etc.." and 70% thought I was SERIOUS! They were like "don't give up/look inside your heart/your way better than that guy, he didn't even know the words..." I think I need some new friends? lol...Keep up the GREAT work!
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mel - 2003-03-25 14:30:06
hey andrew! i am drunk and leaving you a comment because i can.
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Victoria - 2003-03-25 16:36:04
I will now have to giggle about the Sioux City fireman all week, and no one will ever understand. Thanks. :D
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andrew - 2003-03-25 16:38:50
haha, that thing carlyn said cracks me up bad, about people thinking you were serious, that's awesome, I love imagining the people reading the email going "wow, she's nervous of THIS? weird"
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Carlyn - 2003-03-26 14:00:54
It made me laugh too! I think they were all like "Wow! This guy IS really good, she is going to have some stiff competition!" Really! I am beginning to question their "opinions" as to my "talents" now though! No offense! It's just that it is like the difference between a bottle of vintage wine and a bottle with a screw off lid. They both have their "attraction" but how could they possibly taste the same to the tongue? Oh no, I think I have been reading too many of your entries?! I just read what I wrote and thought "what the h*ll did I just write? Will anyone but me know what I just said?" THEN I thought "Hey! They love Andrew too, of course they will!" Anyway, WHERE can I hear more of your inspirational musical interludes? You really are gifted! Ps- re: your latest entry - be careful using that laser pointer under the influence (booze, cough medicine, vanilla extract, etc...)it could get you into some trouble! Have a fabulous day!
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shaide - 2003-03-28 19:23:46
Errr..Im pretty sure the guy on survivor was a New York Police Officer...Could be wrong though...but im almost positive.
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