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postbagboy - 2003-07-22 01:38:11
... FIVE YEARS OLD?!
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andrew - 2003-07-22 01:40:36
Yeah, he's cohosting the jimmy kimmel show this week, I had to turn it off a few minutes in, it was brutally awkward.
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Leslie Irene - 2003-07-22 01:43:36
James Woods bugs the shit out of me, too. :)
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nex - 2003-07-22 01:46:43
So what was your score on the test?
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ann-frank - 2003-07-22 02:03:36
and yet the funniest part is Jimmy Kimmel talks to the little 5 year old in the same tone of voice he spoke to Mike Tyson! are we surprised? p.s. I love the fact your most phun updates are Jimmy Kimmel inspired!
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andrew - 2003-07-22 02:08:22
hahaha, i am so ashamed of that. kimmel is on around the time i update i guess?
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a-f - 2003-07-22 02:32:30
nononono shame! it is a good thing. this is pure comedy!
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Denver doug - 2003-07-22 03:23:22
Some of those turkeys could be politicians or worse.
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Erin - 2003-07-22 03:50:12
I thought I saw James Woods's vagina once, but it turned out it was just a fallen Bundt cake.
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deanna - 2003-07-22 07:04:51
Wow! I thought that article on enormous egotist James Woods was tongue-in-cheek when I first started reading it, then I realized it was actually tongue-in-Bundt-cake! What a waste of a tree to make the paper the article was printed on!!!
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plume - 2003-07-22 10:32:49
Hey watch out for Jay Kid (or is it J Kid?) from Denmark. He's probably more like 10 but at least he does all Michael Jackson covers. THE MAGIC IS BACK! As the slogan goes.
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jetta - 2003-07-22 13:24:59
IQ, is a measure of your ability to take in and process information - not a result of your stored knowledge...however a lot of the questions that are easy for me to answer because I'm half in love with words many couldn't unless they were as avid about devouring as many savory word snacks as I am....maybe its just the lame online test...anyway - glad when you do update!
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I do what my rice crispies tell me to do - 2003-07-22 13:28:52
The pollution from the SUVs and the "music" of the tiny rappers are what has led to my ultimate demise and left me conversing with my cereal. Oh...snap, crackle and pop say the LIKE Jimmy Kimmel....fuckin assholes...
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I do what my rice crispies tell me to do - 2003-07-22 13:32:13
I'll never eat another bundt cake now either.......
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eBeth - 2003-07-22 20:17:38
best entry of 2003
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Tamara - 2003-07-23 01:46:13
FIVE? That is awfully young. I guess I could see children actors, or something, but probably not rappers just because most rap evolves around sex and drugs (RAP FANS- I'm not referring to all rap, just most). I want my future kid singing along with Big Bird. I don't want her/him singing about scoring with some hottie working the corner. Word.
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c1996 - 2003-07-23 02:40:12
I started rapping at 5 MONTHS
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snarble - 2003-07-23 06:30:48
I've been wondering when madonna decided that she was British. I would have liked to be there the day she started using the accent. ps. the best part of that eggpost was that David Eggers and eggpost both have egg in them. :D
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Yasmin - 2003-07-23 11:40:17
You know, my brother STILL bugs my sister that he got a higher IQ than her on the show, therefore he's smarter than her. He even looked up James Woods on the internet and everything about him, because he's striving to prove to everyone that he's a genius. It's hard living in a house with a kid who truly believes he's a genius, you have NO idea.
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Yasmin - 2003-07-23 11:46:05
And about the five year old rapper...that's ridiculous. When I was five, I didn't even know what rap was talking about. I always thought of a "hoe" as a shovel until I was 10.
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deanna - 2003-07-23 22:17:19
what would a 5 YEAR-OLD have to rap about?!? well, i guess good content isnt required for rap.
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Yasmin - 2003-07-24 09:40:00
Lol! I saw Jimmy Kimmel Live last night, Lil' Maxo and Pam Andersen were on it. Lil Maxo was so confused the whole time! I didn't think he had any idea where he was. And it showed him coming out of the car that he rode in to come to the show; he was in a car seat!
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Christian Gruchow - 2003-07-24 10:57:08
So this entry travelled backwards in space, uh? Nevermind, 2040 is gonna be cool, even Madonna still being alive. Greetings!
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postbagboy - 2003-07-25 02:11:31
What's so funny about this 5-year-old rapper thing, is that soon, children will probably be the only thing people listen to. Ahem.
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lady-dra - 2003-07-25 02:43:02
the only thing is the test is a bunch of crap. and then again people are stupid. oh the story about the five year old didn't they say he raped a fourteen year old? that's what i heard. this wasn't the reason i move to america but this is what you get..
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andrew - 2003-07-25 02:50:09
Yeah, me too, I hate those STUPID people, always being STUPID, and doing STUPID writing about weird, baseless urban myths that don't even begin to make sense on the internet. I would love to have an expert look at the racial overtones of a rumor that a 5 year old rapper raped a 14 yr old, wtf.
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Tina - 2003-07-25 22:24:56
Oh, I saw that kid on the Jimmy Kimmel show. I had no idea who he was. Thats so bizarre, I mean, a 5 yr old rapper? *sigh*
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Tina - 2003-07-25 22:25:18
Oh, I saw that kid on the Jimmy Kimmel show. I had no idea who he was. Thats so bizarre, I mean, a 5 yr old rapper? *sigh*
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deanna of the bundt cake - 2003-07-26 06:54:54
andrew: About the 5 year old non-raper rapper: I think that rumor was fueled by the rap subculture's denigration of women as "hos" and "be-otches" rather than the fact that rap/hiphop was started mostly in black urban culture. Whew! Did I say a "hole" lot of nothing? Well, my heart is in the right place. I haven't seen the little rapper. Is he black?
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lady-dra - 2003-07-26 10:49:14
i have one question, why the hell would people put a five year old rapist on a show? i mean have some brains or something sheesh think about it..
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Nightlynews - 2003-07-26 14:30:08
I saw Lil' Maxo on "The View" a few months back. Turns out since then he's become addicted to heroin and indulges in street whores everyday. Right after his nap.
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Hypercritical - 2003-07-27 21:46:11
When did it become 2040? Just wondering what's up with the date.
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Amanda - 2003-07-28 15:35:13
Just goes to show how stupid people are in general (not just Americans) ;) A 5 year old rapper is just as ridiculious as that French Jordy kid who at the age of 4 had several CDs out. What will they think of next? I also find it interesting that we are supposed to respect the IQs of certain celebrities, yet so few of them ever graduated high school.
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lady-dra - 2003-07-30 16:23:38
did you notice that most of our presidents did drugs and flunked highschool and stuff like that but hitler was a vegitarian and had a perfect education. that makes me think of what fucked up country america is sometime...
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jon - 2003-07-30 18:17:20
So, your point is what, I don't even begin to understand. Is your point that if only the USA would elect veggie presidents who were better educated we could get a good genocide going? p.s. "most of our presidents did drugs and flunked highschool and stuff like that " is totally false.
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MlchElLe - 2003-07-31 06:16:24
you sure he's only five? -_- That's nuts!
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Tarja - 2003-08-01 02:49:03
None of my business but have to agree, americans are strange in many ways. Living in little Finland and being happy that I happened to be born here (even if my english may not be perfect, big deal). Safe and secure, that's the way i want my children's life to be like. Moved from city to countryside a few years ago, children can enjoy much longer childhood there, in the city pressures of growing up and being an adult are much stronger. Feeling sorry for you, actually.
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lady-dra - 2003-08-01 03:41:09
my point is that if maybe our presidents were smarter or we had a better police force there woldn't be five year old rapist running around. and maybe we wouln't start wars over oil and fucked up shit
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jon - 2003-08-01 09:16:47
Shut the fuck up troll.
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kim - 2003-08-01 18:41:29
have you seen the james woods interview on salon.com? the man goes OFF. i have to say that it will make you laugh whether you are a liberal, a conservative or james woods himself.
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Angel - 2003-08-01 20:32:13
ive been reading your journal for a long time, and i like it! the journal i mean...:)
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barnicle - 2003-08-03 11:29:37
I think Jon is a secret CIA agent. Beware! They're watching us (fate out "Twilight Zone" theme).
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Colleen - 2003-08-04 11:51:46
Next we will have a little three year old, that would come out as lil memo
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your worst nightmare - 2003-08-04 23:24:05
bwa ha ha.
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Sarah - 2003-08-05 19:00:54
I used to not like you because your name is Andrew and your Diaryland site is girly, but you're actually pretty cool.
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lady-dra - 2003-08-06 15:24:23
why would you not like a person because of their name? never mind, and jon is prolly a police man that hates me because he knows almost all the cops in america are lazy asses that eat dounuts all day. by the way bounty hunters do a way better job then cops.
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Paul Watson - 2003-08-13 17:22:59
James who? (No seriously, never heard of the guy.)
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Dee - 2003-08-14 12:36:56
Uh... yeah... Hey Andrew. This has nothing to do with your post... but I wanted to let you know that I was reading this book (Why Girls Are Weird by Pamela Ribon) and DIARYLAND is mentioned in it... on page 141... so next time you're in a bookstore you should look for it. cause thats pretty cool. P.S You should have an email address connected to your "contact me" on your main page.
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andrew - 2003-08-14 12:39:58
Oh weird, I've read about that book on her site recently, cause I saw her as a contestant on that show beat the geeks, I'll check that out for sure, crazy! And my email is guessable, it's my first name @ diaryland.com .
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Dee - 2003-08-14 14:13:30
Oh yeah... I guess that would make sense. But still a cool fact! Except the website she mentioned doesn't exist. Its one of those that is not available but not in use.
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Babs - 2003-08-18 23:02:55
I went to a seminar once and a filmwriter said James Wood had been shooting a movie in Central America and was virtually afraid of everything. Guess just because you're a Mensa candidate and play tough guys in movies, doesn't mean, well, you're smart or tough.
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GIZMO - 2003-09-26 21:51:25
too young,...but whatever if it flots yo boat......
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kim - 2003-09-29 11:42:05
upon further reflection i've come to the realization that there is no way that a five-year old could be a rapist. nope. i'm not buying it.
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C-Lo - 2003-10-02 19:22:12
I met Lil' Maxo today. He came into work. Seemed like a nice little kid, he was with some type of father figure and they kept on pretending to kick and punch each other in the nuts. He's mini, if he is a rapping rapist the 14 year old must have been an anorexic midget.
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Rita - 2003-12-26 14:49:54
I watched Jimmy Kimmel last night and he was on! HE's soooo cute! I love him. He's adorable. Jimmy gave him an iced out ghetto bike and was like look it's a bike for rappers....it's stolen. I was like LMAO. anyways i wish him luck in the future
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nbsejbz - 2004-01-05 18:45:58
hey
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Micheal - 2004-01-09 02:27:05
what do u think of lil'maxo? If u dont know who that is hes a 6 year old rapper.
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Novella King - 2004-07-29 19:40:52
Hiya Andrew, Mean no offence, and this is a VERY belated entry, but Sharon Stone does have a genuinely high IQ - 156 I believe, as does David from X Files, in the low 160's. And Madonna is a very astute Business lady, maybe though, when your IQ seeps through to the 150's you either start to get a little strange or your brain explodes (ref - Sharon Stone in 1990's)
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