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oprah does help a lot of ppl though i dont like some of her promo shows. christmas isnt all that bad...though the xmas music does get old.
Banshee Rose / 2003-11-24 17:19:04oh thats good stuff! I totally agree with your view on oprah.
Krista / 2003-11-24 17:21:14Christmas is fine, as much as Oprah tried to make it as repellant as possible. And I'll agree, Oprah does help a lot of people, think of all those Nike executives she just made a ton of money today! Thanks Oprah!
andrew / 2003-11-24 17:21:36Oprah is, indeed, the modern opiate for the masses.
welby / 2003-11-24 17:29:01dear Oprah, the books in your club are shitty! PS Club 4 life!
regan / 2003-11-24 17:29:18I am firmly convinced that Oprah is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse! Seriously. I think that pretty much everything that she stands for SUCKS!! And sure, I guess that she helps people. But I'm of the belief that she does it for ratings and to make herself feel superior for being able to assist the pee-ons of the world. Don't kid yourself, everybody....Oprah's the devil!
Christina / 2003-11-24 17:47:00hmmm, a personal vendetta against Oprah. How interesting.
giggley / 2003-11-24 17:47:27This isn't a personal vendetta, doesn't the connotation of that basically mean I am obsessed with her and have some hidden reason or something? Nope, I just think she does terrible things, and I had to fill out a diary entry haha, it's not like I'm going on about this all the time.
andrew / 2003-11-24 17:53:01finally someone deals with the sheer insane evilness of oprah. thank you andrew this was a wonderful public service announcement. i dont like her silly shows giving away junk to upper middle class hags who have it all anyway. and i am still hurting over her interview with that jack-ass steroid pumped harraser, she may not have to deal with the consequences of her actions, but I do! I unfortunately live in california. thanks andrew!
yay / 2003-11-24 18:02:59"give it a rest America"!!?? I thought you lived in CANADA!!! WAAAAAA!!!! =(
derwy / 2003-11-24 18:23:48i meant north america i guess hah!
andrew / 2003-11-24 18:26:55oprah bad.. me no like. uhnh.
jj / 2003-11-24 18:38:48Yeah that is a pretty lame entry. But what good would there be in the world if there weren't people to hate it... and what good would there be in Canada if there wasn't America to dog on.
sam / 2003-11-24 18:40:12I was flipping through the channels about a week ago and I <i>somehow</i> happened to come upon Oprah. (Yeah, yeah...) She had a POLE...a stripper POLE...on the stage. And she had some stupid amateur come and "pole dance". All the while, Oprah was standing there <i>howling</i>. Reminded me too much of what her sex life might be like. Wait. Oprah... Sex life...? Nah. Anyway, I became convinced that day that there are no gods. What kind if unmerciful god would make innocent people think of Oprah that way?!
Pancake / 2003-11-24 18:54:40I read the other day that Oprah stresses people out. They did this big survey, and a huge portion of the people who watched Oprah also claimed to be severely stressed, nearly to the point of mental breakdown. Does Oprah cause stress...maybe. Could be some of the ol' post hoc ergo propter hoc (thank you, the west wing.) But either way, she bugs the crap out of me, too.
Cathie / 2003-11-24 20:37:59Sam, your site is so shitty.
jon / 2003-11-24 21:12:34Try Ellen. She's so much better than stinking Oprah. Plus she dances every day! I don't even want to see Oprah dance.
Kitty / 2003-11-24 21:33:29yeah, i do like ellen's show! sometimes it's not super hot, but it's pretty good overall! (I've only watched it like 3 times haha, for about 20 or 30 minutes each)
andrew / 2003-11-24 21:40:39At least I can say that I didn't vote for Arnold. But at least I'm getting a refund 'cause he repealed the tripled car tax. And sadly, two houses down from me have had their white, icicle Christmas lights up for over a week now.
Melissa / 2003-11-25 02:08:09I have always been irritated by the fact that Oprah thinks she is the expert on EVERYTHING. And she interrupts her guests. Apparently Dr. Phil hasn't covered manners with her yet.
phro / 2003-11-25 08:42:03I hate that damn jazz music too! It sux & do the stores actually think we enjoy listening to that crap!? Also I know what u mean by all those white Christmas lights, everyone had them on their houses last year....sooooo *yawn* boring!
Jenna / 2003-11-25 10:15:08Dear Andrew, Yeah, maybe you don't like Oprah so much, but I think you'd tag her best friend for life, Gail, IN A JEW YORK MINUTE!
kristin / 2003-11-25 13:36:55My grandmother used to watch Oprah when I was little, so when she'd come visit I'd have to switch off my cartoons so she could watch it. Ever since then I've pretty much thought Oprah was evil, but you've described her and her evil powers perfectly.
pirategirl / 2003-11-25 18:58:23Here here! I am from Chicago and around there, Oprah is a religion unto herself.
Joanna / 2003-11-25 20:04:53my feet are freazing think she could get me a pair of diamond amethist inbroidered socks? muahhaah :)
lady-dra / 2003-11-25 21:38:09GODDAMN ALL YOU USERS!
regan / 2003-11-25 23:40:30I agree Andrew! I can't stand Oprah , until now thought I must be alone in wondering what the fuh things are coming to ....
Anne / 2003-11-26 01:34:34oh i know i saw that too, man it is so shit she is like giving away stuff to people who don't need it when there are so many people who do. and the fact that i hate Oprah.
whitexwave / 2003-11-26 04:24:54Happy Thanksgiving!!
Masked Mofo / 2003-11-26 14:02:33andrew, i think you should get your own show and compete against oprah. i think it should involve things like making sculptures out of mashed potatoes and, when you are generous, singing for us.
kim / 2003-11-26 14:16:09Oprah puts the "O" in narcissism. If you know what I mean...
Laura / 2003-11-26 14:52:09andrew singing for us? i seem to remember a particular entry where he did sing for us..
crazygal23 / 2003-11-26 18:28:34if you do ever get your own show i think you should interview people from dirayland and the poor people of the streets (which for some is on in the same) ohh and you can feature funny comics coming on your show to put a smile on everyone's face cuz everyone needs to smile sometimes :)
lady-dra / 2003-11-26 23:37:58i think that we are all missing the pig picture here. that's right, i said PIG. it's that evil, bullying dr. phil! i am certain that if i hired a nazi ss officer to force me to watch my behavior, then i would surely change, strictly out of FEAR! and look how easy it is for mad tv to make fun of dr. phil, portraying him as a smug, bullying prig, who is only afraid of the woman who made him oprah! so, rock on, sir. thank you.
dean / 2003-11-27 00:44:06Every time I see Oprah have an episode celebrating women across the nation making a profoundly positive impact on those around them, I think "shit, why don't they have an episode about 21 year old guys like me across the nation who are Christ-like"
Lester Nelson / 2003-11-27 00:59:24Yeah, I have never cared for Oprah. Maybe I can convince my cat to bite her in the ass. Good plan, eh?
Tamera / 2003-11-27 01:05:05Yes he has sung! It was Andrews "souled-out" version of O Canada for his Canadian idol audition. One of the best things I have ever heard. Worth digging through the archives people. I sent the link to many of my friends and was all 'I don't know if I should g up against him guys, eh's really good, listen,' and most of them thought I was serious!!! Yes, he's jus tha good! Much love Andrew!!! xoxxo
C~Spot / 2003-11-27 03:33:27Someone who despises Oprah as much as me, I love you.
Boobie22 / 2003-12-09 13:59:26lmao@"shrieking like rabid hyenas" dude.. i saw like 5 minutes of it and im like "why would i want to sit around and see how this.. chick, gives away stuff to people!?".. first of all, im not gettin anything :( lol and second, does this make her feel any better?.. more important?.. better than the rest of us poorER people lol.. its lame!
Blanca / 2003-12-11 10:13:14*howls with laughter* You are so mean, D*Land Dad! I know you probably don't want to hear this, but Oprah does a lot of good for the community and abroad (South Africa). She also keeps the moms across America informed and...shit. But all the Christmas stuff, oh yeah, it totally is like a mosquito in your ear or something. And I do agree about that audience. They really make me sick. But I am applying for tickets!
Alia / 2004-04-27 22:15:54hmm... michael moore likes her. Who to believe.. who to believe... one of my idols or the creator of diaryland. based on the facts i shall just have to go with the creator of diaryland. But... who the fuck is oprah??
annie / 2004-07-09 05:37:29I love Oprah.
Sabrina / 2005-01-04 16:35:34well...now you know why i don't watch oprah either. and yea, i hate those crappy white x-mas lights!!! i think my family is the only one left in the cul-de-sac who still uses the classic multi-colored lights.
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