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you slay me.
mary / 2004-01-15 03:55:57you slay me.
mary / 2004-01-15 03:55:57didn't mean to get click happy there, but yeah, you've slain me twice. three times, even.
mary / 2004-01-15 03:56:56I remember a buffalo kept following me around in a store once while all the other buffalo were stuffing merchandise in their ears. Bastard.
tammy scumbag / 2004-01-15 04:34:47i once some fabric printed with stephen hawkings face then crafted it into a pair of ragga jeans, anyway I thought there was a dog that could say 'sausages' or did the marketing gods create him too.
buck88 / 2004-01-15 07:24:16A buffalo once called me a "cracka". He now has to chew grass with his bare gums. And all this talk brings up a good question, did anyone ever see that purple buffalo Atreyu was hunting?
christopher-michael / 2004-01-15 07:28:29Guess what, I still love you the most, want to bare your children and strongly believe that I could help you become the next Prime Minister...what do you say? Thanks for the laughs, what a great way to start the day!!
C~Spot / 2004-01-15 09:58:09My mother once told me of her co-worker who had known a woman who would spread peanut butter on her "woman part" and go down to the basement and have her dog lick it off. Well, one day, she was doing the routine - getting naked, preparing the peanut butter, and headed down to the basement, to start with the dog - when all of a sudden the lights to the basement went on and she found all her family and friends standing there, throwing her a surprise party... The exact same thing happened to two people - my mom's friend's friend, and your friend's neighbor's dad.
Goosey / 2004-01-15 11:25:28Right, that's because my comment was a reference to that being a common urban myth.
andrew / 2004-01-15 11:27:42i've always had a sneaking suspicion about buffaloes. they just look shifty. and that peanut butter thing happened to a friend of my cousins friend. i think it was in canada too. hmm. better go check snopes.com. love,
onewetleg / 2004-01-15 13:08:51Oh yeah, I actually meant to check snopes but got sidetracked, here is the entry for it, snopes is the best: http://www.snopes.com/risque/bestial/peanutbt.htm
andrew / 2004-01-15 13:12:02you don't need to be a genius to see the future
dominic / 2004-01-15 17:35:30I don't know about "Hello there", but there IS a dog that can say "Mama"... which is kind of talking, I guess.
Niz / 2004-01-15 17:43:42Andrew, there should be a talking dog. While I was reading this, though, I was eating something with peanut butter. You have totally ruined the entire eating peanut butter thing for me, man.
William L. A. / 2004-01-15 18:25:15yeah...i asked a buffalo for a ride down to the 7-11 once...jerk-off...
kirsten / 2004-01-15 18:52:38i want to bare your children too. they're hot.
buttsalad / 2004-01-15 20:03:27ever since i heard your rendition of the canadian anthem ive wanted to bear your children as well. your quite the popular guy, andrew. one time i saw this mad buffalo at some buffalo farm and it looked at me funny so i snapped its neck. PEDA was all over me, apparently theyre all endangered or something.
kelly / 2004-01-15 21:18:37.......so the one legged buffalo says, "Don't worry about me, I ride side- saddle!"
Ashley / 2004-01-15 22:07:40your entry is sort of like that simpsons episode where lisa lets a dolphin go free, but it's the king of the dolphins, and convinces all the other dolphins to follow him in taking over the land, and then all the dolphins come and make the humans live in the sea and the dolphins rule the world. GO DOLPHINZZZZ!
lindsay / 2004-01-15 22:24:51i love your prediction. i reckon though the *really* smart animals would know not to use all our stupid technology, because that's what's going to kill us. anyway .. the reason dogs don't speak english is because they have different voice boxes. i've never met a buffalo. that is all.
ella / 2004-01-15 23:58:42Andrew, I love ya and all, but I don't want to bear your children. Hey, like you're cool and great, but I don't even know you. Like you could eat boogers or something. haha. Thanks for writing a darn good diary though. ;-)
Tamara / 2004-01-16 00:04:17dog's don't have the anatomical ability to enunciate or the neurophysiological ability to have symbolic thought, which is a prerequisite of language.
derwy / 2004-01-16 00:37:06Wasn't there a dog in Germany that could do the Hitler salute?
missykitty / 2004-01-16 19:31:48You know, there's a theory that octopus (octopi?) will evolve to be among the smartest creatures on the planet whenever humans go extinct. That, and that they will walk on land... I think the same evolution/extinction theorist spoke to the both of us...
Azimel / 2004-01-17 14:02:10What about whales? Has anyone ever heard of a smart whale? I mean.. you can train them to do all sorts of things. Why not use a microwave? I mean.. The whale in Free Willy could jumps over a wall.. And then there's Shamu!
Morgan / 2004-01-17 15:09:23this is the first time that i've read your thing in a while and it seemed completely natural and uncommon for you to be mentioning japanese people. but then i realized that you probably don't do this every day because every day does not bring you relentlessly in contact with japanese people. this country has completely broken me. jesus i think you'd love it here, come to think of it. i got a fruity haircut because that's the thing to do. i'm smooth.
james / 2004-01-18 10:20:41if you could be any cooler i would be surprised. thank you for the orgasmic amusment you have supplied me with.
anna / 2004-01-19 04:33:15wowza! I seriously didn't even know it was an urban legend. I've heard other stories too - and then heard them again from other people and wondered about it. Now I know. Urban legends.
Goosey / 2004-01-19 14:10:19you rock my socks. Seriously. SUPERDUPER BUFFALO JOKE: What did the momma buffalo say to the baby buffalo when he went off to schoo?..... BYE SON!!!! AHAHAHAHAH! So, um, yeah. I heart you.
Jack / 2004-01-19 15:12:50there are dogs that can kind of make human words, but dogs are not capable of making "language" as we define it. elephants, on the other hand, do have a language of their own; we just don't understand it. they have an oral history; not just some kind of instinct like migratory birds, but information passed between generations through communication. elephants are the way to go; they are the ones to watch out for.
rue / 2004-01-19 22:10:34Seriously, that's true? Very interesting, hmm! Look at me, I'm keeping an online diary AND learning!
andrew / 2004-01-19 22:32:15i will kill you. one day
meep meep / 2004-01-20 05:05:28HAHA that was some hilarity, I actually laughed out loud got here through whudat.com, by the way...I'll be back, you're a funny guy...funny like "ha-ha".
huny / 2004-01-20 13:46:02Andrew, I know that there is a way to make you love me, and I'm going to do it. I have a feeling that it might involve maraschino cherries, turquoise spandex and a petting zoo. AM I RIGHT???
kristin / 2004-01-23 14:06:04smart dogs eh?? well they are probily thinking why we haven't learned to say hi in there lanuguage eh ehh heh heh uhh buffalo are scary blah!!! :)
JENJEN / 2004-01-24 00:58:01Just learned about the Andrew Day thing. Is your birthday July 13 too?! ALLL great people were apparently born on that day! ;)
Tiff / 2004-01-25 13:04:08Wow, you know it was kind of obvious the dog/peanut butter thing was an urban legend when TWO people said it happened to some distant relation... you know... my friend's cousin's girlfriend's mom? lol. Yes, buffalos are suspicious and not to be trusted. But we don't have to worry about that here in America. We only have bison. Bwahahahaha. Oh and I heard that octopus theory too... saw it on some Discovery channel thing where they were predicting what the world will be like in a million years or something. It was scary, I tell you, SCARY o_o
Laura / 2004-01-26 19:55:40Hey! There has been a dog that could talk. It was on one of the first "America's Funniest Home Videos". The family ended up with winning first place, just for teaching their dog to say: "mama".
natalie / 2004-01-27 23:46:01Hey! There has been a dog that could talk. It was on one of the first "America's Funniest Home Videos". The family ended up with winning first place, just for teaching their dog to say: "mama".
natalie / 2004-01-27 23:46:45My daughter has a 3rd grade science Leap Pad book/cartridge, that includes Stephen Hawking and others such as Einstein, Galileo and (I believe) Carl Sagan rapping to a beat. She thought it was funny to hear Stephen Hawkings' robotic-sounding voice rap: "Space and time are questions I ponder/In physics and math, I dream about yonder" over, and over, and OVER again. Gah.
serena (Of serenaville) / 2004-01-28 00:22:39I taught my dog to talk, but just to say "Hitler". Don't get me wrong, I hate him, but I thought it'd be sort of funny and ironic cause I'm black and jewish.
jon / 2004-01-28 00:39:21I taught my dog to talk, but just to say "Hitler". Don't get me wrong, I hate him, but I thought it'd be sort of funny and ironic cause I'm black and jewish.
jon / 2004-01-28 00:39:35first time reader..very good :) I'll be back.
Nutbuni / 2004-01-28 09:42:53on the subject of speaking animals: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/3430481.stm
shesajar / 2004-01-29 01:50:34hah, i liked your intro on this one,
megs / 2004-01-29 06:34:27Apparently Srephen Hawkings is the victim of someone with Munchousen by proxy. He keeps getting left outside and ending up in hospital with odd injuries. They reckon he is covering up for someone. I can't see it being any great loss to the world if we do become extinct when people are capable of doing that to someone that can't even move. And my Dad had a poodle that used to meow. Bilingual poodle. Whatever next?
wherwhenwhy / 2004-01-29 11:11:47Haha, oh my god, for a second I thought you meant like Stephen Hawking didn't need to be in a wheelchair at all, he was fine, but was a victim of Munchausen by proxy. Wouldn't that be the greatest thing of all if one day he just sort of stood up and went "oh, turns out I'm okay after all!". Anyway, I guess I misunderstood what Munchausen by proxy was exactly hah. I read an article on him regarding those recent incidents just now and yeah, very weird, seems like the general consensus is that it's the wife doing it. I have always thought a bit ill of him and his wife since reading about how he had an affair with her while she was his nurse and then got a divorce from his first wife, but when I just looked up the facts, it wasn't as totally evil as I remembered it (although it was still a brutal thing to do), I guess I am getting a bit of Newt Gingrich's divorce mixed up with it in my head.
andrew / 2004-01-29 11:27:46Does it bother you that the only reason why you get so many hits to your diary just because people are trying to kiss some ass.
Ironbull / 2004-01-29 16:41:16hahaha oh ironbull. you so faggy.
harsh / 2004-01-30 16:47:20My mom used to have a cat that she swears would try to say Hello to her. But with r's.
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