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I wont watch Martha JUST because of that guy! It annoys me so much that I can't even watch it! *laughs*
inafunk / 2005-10-29 14:06:42Can't stand her.
cosmicrayola / 2005-10-29 17:28:21That is hysterical. I know exactly what you're talking about and can't stand it either!
solrsnoflake / 2005-10-29 19:06:35one time someone searched for "granny porn" and came across my diary. and NO i did NOT have granny porn, it was a log from a conversation with my friend.
elisha / 2005-10-29 20:15:42Speaking of searches, I've gotten dozens of hits from people looking for "Brazil Fart". Wonderful. Also my page was the first listed out of 300,000 on Google for "Brazil Daily Newspapers".
Ms. Brazil / 2005-10-29 22:26:53Imagine all of the creative things Freud would say about the fellow with the cigar. Nice to know you're writing again. I haven't read since the "Oh Canada/Gonna make you sweat" diddy.
Nikki / 2005-10-29 22:28:42But Ms. Brazil, think about how set you're going to be if you ever start a brazilian newspaper, you have a total in. Or a Brazilian fart clinic of some sort.
andrew / 2005-10-29 22:56:16Wow, I just searched for brazil fart, and turns out, there's a site called fartbrazil (.com) that is so crazy it hurts. Yup, a buncha people farting on other people. God bless the internet.
andrew / 2005-10-29 22:59:03I stopped checking on you after that long gap after your waffle entry I tend to check on my linkers list before my profile favorites lists and seldom have time to get to my favorites these days) and just noticed you've been updating more than a month (and your dogs made me hungry)... so I am adding 'catch up on Andrew's entries' to my long ToDo list... I noticed the excellent work you've been doing, but it is great to see you are alive personally too :)
candoor / 2005-10-30 04:14:56LOL, every week I tell my husband how much that guy gets on my nerves. I also can't stand how he (i feel) takes over the show. Who is he to do that?! What, Martha can't talk for herself, she has to have the strange guy with the unlit thing hangin out of his mouth speak for her?! I think her daughter over there doesn't say much cuz she is too busy trying not to laugh at the whole thing.
Angel / 2005-10-30 07:39:32omg awesome you are so awesome. i love you!
awesome pants pants / 2005-10-31 00:47:06Free music is good. You are a... pud? I shouldn't try to make things rhyme. I think you should release a Christmas album.
Fungus / 2005-10-31 17:37:52i am with you on the apprentice thing. all the way. i think about it and write about and also i'm deeply ashamed. but i have my reasons. they're very, um, academic. yes, i watch because i'm so smart. uhhh. yes.
marconiplein / 2005-10-31 19:37:41love the banner! peacers.
beagle47 / 2005-11-02 20:30:02Is that the fart site with the close-up of the animated vibrating anus? That's the one everyone is searching for I think. Now would that be claymation, or....?
Ms. Brazil / 2005-11-03 22:23:25I just found out Who You Are. Thank you for my diary!!! Someday I'll be employed again and will be able to give you money. Anyway, you just made me laugh out loud 4 times in like, 10 minutes. "He doesn't care about your feelings" is Grammy worthy, no doubt. Also, I recently read somewhere (though I don't know where, so all credibility is shot here) that a 22 year old woman has been writing the majority of the fortune cookies for the past 7 years or so. She got into it when she was about 15 and now she's wanting to retire, pass it off to someone else and become a "real" writer? Something like that? I can't remember, but I do remember reading it and finally feeling that I had a face to put to the senseless void who has been ruining Chinese food for me since college. I KNEW those fortunes had gone downhill... Okay this has been very long. Thanks and I'ma keep reading you now.
willowfox / 2005-11-07 14:46:37you know your diary has been a secret passion of mine for a couple months. now...i'm very happily married so don't take that as a come on. i just think...as a person...you are incredibly interesting. personally some of the shit found on american television could use some of your insight. please don't stop writing here. even if you feel you have nothing to say and are forced by boredom to simply type song lyrics that you know and love...i'll always be here to read it. if you'd like to you could check out my diary...its not nearly as interesting but readable nonetheless...see ya later.
brianna / 2005-11-07 22:29:55hello, my friend. i would like to Supergold re-activate an otherwise apparently dead but previously created by someone else diaryland name/account. is this possible? you're the best, and thanks... -=b47=-
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