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kim - 2006-02-09 15:39:05
you continue to be awesome.
------------------------------- Uncle Bob - 2006-02-09 15:52:03
Agreed. I'm not trying to kiss your butt or anything, but you've got to start writing more. Your observations on stuff like The Edge's hand-wringing over asking Bono to take up the guitar for the last 15 years cracks me up.
------------------------------- willowfox - 2006-02-09 23:03:21
Actually, Bono's been pretending to play guitar for close to 20 years now. Periodically, especially in their more dramatic eras, he would wear the plugged in accoustic guitar around his body and hold it, maybe give it a few half-assed fake strums, and then WHIP IT BEHIND HIS BACK AT JUST THE RIGHT MOMENT, grab the mic, crouch down and start all his heavy breathing about Bishop Tutu or whatever.
------------------------------- Mel - 2006-02-10 13:41:26
I just have to say, to willowfox, ha, that's brilliant!
------------------------------- bleed2breath - 2006-02-13 07:23:14
your writting made me wonder...
------------------------------- zoot - 2006-02-13 12:57:21
you're freaking hilarious. That is sooo true about the old fart celebs.... Madonna needs to fall off -not a horse -but a freaking 10 story building... and Bono needs to get over himself and Mick Jagger is just trying to compensate because I believe he lost his special "something" *winkwink* 10 years ago...
------------------------------- Jan Brady - 2006-02-13 15:57:44
Who NEEDS a guitar...when you ROCK AS HARD as Andrew
------------------------------- janea - 2006-02-24 00:21:15
i just got the flu :[
------------------------------- Morticon - 2006-03-01 12:00:15
Lol that's right! Coldplay SOOOOOO should have won against U2. Bloody rip-off.
------------------------------- Shannanigan - 2006-03-06 19:40:33
Hey guy. Had a diary here for-freaking-ever...like from 8th grade and now I'm a sophomore in college wtf am I still doing here? lol. Anyways...just sayin thanks for the ranting space. I live on St. Thomas in the US Virgin Islands...that's in the Caribbean...you're welcome to come by and chill whenever you feel like it.
------------------------------- RCM - 2006-03-14 11:18:54
I just wanted to give a big thanks for actually running backups on your site, unlike some other service whose name I will not mention. Rock on with a sock on.
------------------------------- The Automatik - 2006-03-19 12:21:21
This was hysterically funny, as usual! Totally agreed about the "playing" a guitar thing - I usually call it "wearing" a guitar, a la willowfox's hilarious example.
------------------------------- RL Petersen - 2006-04-03 15:46:15
Actually, if you watch the alternate Aloha from Hawaii, the Elvis special that was not broadcast, when he comes out to do C.C. Rider at the start of the show he is wearing an acoustic guitar. He strums is maybe 3 times, and it's not mic-ed. At the end of the song as the drums are wrapping it up, he whips the guitar off as fast as he can and holds it at the top of the neck straight out from his body, his body sideways to the audience, and the front of the guitar facing them. Then he points at it as the band hits the final crecendo high note. It's the greatest rock and roll move ever.
That is the origin of the front man with the guitar prop.
What's worse than Bono pretending to play the guitar, is Alanis pretending to play the guitar. What's worse than that, is her putting her name on a song credit as the writer. Or Avril pretending that she has anything to do with writing her songs.
------------------------------- f-i-n - 2006-04-05 10:54:28
I agree. Madonna is (and always was) boring boring boring....
------------------------------- Shivani - 2006-04-05 17:23:13
I HAVE SIGNED UP TO DIARYLAND JUST NOW BUT WOTS MY PASSWORD AND HOW DO I GET IT? I HAVE CHECKED MY EMAILS BUT STILL NOTHING WOTS GOING ON?????? I AM SOOOOOOOOO CONFUSSED!!!!!!!!!!! :(
------------------------------- CT - 2006-04-08 19:08:25
Man, I know this is gonna sound mean and all, but it's kind of incredible to me that someone can sign up to diaryland, NOT know how to get their password, and yet *find* your diary and complain in your comments. That's crazy! No, really, that's crazy. Wtf.
------------------------------- ZQF8 - 2006-04-11 08:06:02
Hey Andrew, it's extremely important that I talk to you. I have been trying to contact you for over 6 months. I'm begging you to e-mail me. I have some serious issues I need to discuss with you. Thanks.
------------------------------- andrews back - 2006-05-01 20:50:42
suck me
------------------------------- CJ - 2006-05-07 10:44:17
YOU ARE NOT ANDREW MY REAL FRIEND
------------------------------- Tobey - 2006-05-08 15:18:20
hi andrew. I'm an immigrant from xanga.com. I just wanna say that I want to help you change the private layout into something better. when I first came to diaryland, I had second thoughts of whether I should move here or not, cos the private layout didn't look professional or comfortable enough to live with for the rest of my blogging like, unlike in xanga, whose private/members layout we could manipulate... anyway, i think it'd be better if you just use black and white, just like this comment page here. but I'll try to skin one with photoshop.:) I'm a she btw.
------------------------------- Tobey - 2006-05-10 09:35:34
I have a suggestion about the Diaryland members area layout. just go here: <a href="http://pixellized.diaryland.com">http://pixellized.diaryland.com</a>.
------------------------------- Tobey - 2006-05-10 09:36:58
^^geeez. no html/linking?o_0 that sux
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------------------------------- Ginnell - 2006-05-21 09:28:15
I can't get my own diary
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