andrew's Diaryland Diary
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I made a joke up!
What's green, tastes disgusting and lives in a white house?
BROCCOLI OBAMA!
5:02 p.m. - Nov. 27, 2008
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Where were you?
Very historic night. First of all, congratulations USA on not being complete d-bags. What can I say, it's heartening.
Years from now people will ask each other "Where were you.. when Sarah Palin went from the most talked about woman in the world to someone nobody cares about. Oh yeah also when we had the first black president and all that stuff".
Seeya on The Surreal Life season 11, Joe the Plumber!
1:28 a.m. - Nov. 05, 2008
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fortune cookie part 2
Someone just posted in my comments asking what the fortune from the last entry actually said. I meant to update about that actually, I actually hadn't read it until after I posted that entry. Kind of weird, the fortune was "you're gonna choke on a fortune cookie ya damn fool!".
Confucius knows his stuff!
12:54 a.m. - Nov. 04, 2008
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fortune cookie
I just went to eat a fortune cookie and forgot there was a fortune in it. I half choked on it as I almost swallowed it. Is there any point in actually reading the fortune at that point? I mean it's either going to be really insulting or really inaccurate.
12:04 a.m. - Nov. 03, 2008
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dracula's yacht
p.s. it is almost halloween the only time of the year I will link my song "Don't get caught on Dracula's Yacht" : mp3
3:33 a.m. - Oct. 29, 2008
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Palin Mccain yadda yadda
Can I just say as a Canadian who doesn't get to vote in the US election or have a huge vested interest in it or whatever, Sarah Palin has really brought a level of hilarity to the whole thing that makes it a lot more interesting for me. I mean to start with I was watching bits of the debates and people kept going on about Joe Six-pack and Joe the Plumber I just kept thinking basically "do they think everyone is fucking retarded?" I think I said that out loud to myself about the 5th time I heard the phrase "Joe the Plumber". It just sort of seems like something out of like, I don't know, maybe a political campaign from an 80s movie, or someone who thinks everyone is the US is sitting there watching Roseanne every night or something, you know? I probably can't put it into words. But anyway I saw a wrapup of the Palin campaign so far and all the stuff she's said and done and whatever and like, I couldn't stop laughing.
I mean seriously, after I wrote that and went to look something up, I found this from yesterday holy crap:
"Republican vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin donned blue jeans and before a packed arena in Asheville, N.C., sang along lustily to the country hit 'Redneck Woman.' (Refrain: 'I'm a redneck woman; I ain't no high-class broad.')"
I really try to keep the swearing in this diary to a minimum but HOLY FUCKING SHIT! I mean I think I maybe want her to be elected now if she's going to be this hilarious??? Ehh I guess Bush was sort of hilarious for a while too and look how that turned out.
12:47 p.m. - Oct. 28, 2008
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celebrity stabbing victim
For some reason I've seen a bunch of crappy celebrity reality shows lately, like a bit of the Paris Hilton one, the rehab one, there are so many. I hope they come out with one called Celebrity Stabbing Victim, cause I have a ton of people I think would be awesome on it.
2:53 a.m. - Oct. 07, 2008
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just some maps
Am I really immature for sneaking a picture of these maps at a museum? Yeah I am. But since I bothered to upload this:
12:28 a.m. - Sept. 21, 2008
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frank zappa
Has anyone actually ever heard a Frank Zappa song? I have seen a lot of pictures of him and read stuff about him and whatever but never heard a song by him. It's like leprechauns, of course they exist but noone I know has run into any.
I fixed a washing machine today oh man I am sick, I hate having a cold or flu or whatever this is. I sort of messed up the washing machine there was a sock stuck in the pump but I poked a coat hanger through a tube inside the washer when I was trying to fix it and now also I can't get the outer case of the machine back on correctly. Oh man my throat hurts, ffs why does summer have to end, this always happens.
3:04 a.m. - Sept. 18, 2008
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large hadron collider
My hair has been so frizzy the last couple of days, I couldn't understand it and then I was like oh MAN Large Hadron Collider's fault! YOU SCAMP LARGE HADRON COLLIDER MAKING MY HAIR FRIZZY HAHA HIGH FIVE BUT SERIOUSLY WE ARE ALL SCREWED IT'S GONNA KILL US.
10:15 p.m. - Sept. 16, 2008
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