So I just cut my hair (I am once again, breaking the main rule of cutting your own hair: don't admit you cut it yourself, because then noone just goes "well what can he do, his barber must be an alcoholic or something"), and then I went to get dressed. First I put on these boxer shorts I got yesterday that turn out to be not huge. They fit, but aren't a bit baggy as I like, and they're so ugly, and they do this weird tapering thing at the bottom. So anyway, then I went to get a t-shirt and realized that 2 of the shirts I got yesterday were sleeveless! Not a good look for me, in fact very very bad. So I put on this one for fun and then went to look in the mirror and I looked so so so ridiculous in this huge sleeveless shirt and ugly boxer shorts and brand new crappy homemade haircut.
I was laughing pretty hard until I tried making muscles with my arms, and then I just lost it. Then I started combing my hair and I lifted my arm and saw my armpit, and then I just started laughing uncontrollably. Really ridiculous, really really ridiculous. Hold on, I'm going to go look again. HAHA! So crazy.
08:32:40 - 2000-05-05