I went shopping yesterday and bought a bunch of vegetarian food, because I thought it'd be neat to try being vegetarian for a while. I got vegetarian hotdogs, a bunch of fruit, pitted dates and a whole bunch of other unappealing crap.
So yeah, later that night my vegetarian friend was telling me how good veggie hotdogs were, and then a little later I saw a guy eating a hotdog on TV so I thought "mm, I'll make me some hotdog! What kind of hotdog? Vegetarian hotdog!". So I boiled up that sucker, stuck it in a bun, poured ketchup on it, ate it, and oh my god it absolutely sucked. It had such a gross taste to it, so disgusting. Definitely not worth eating. My friend was telling me about all the gross animal stomachs and rat hair or whatever that real hot dogs have in them, but after eating vegetarian hotdogs all I can think is "bring on the rat stomachs!". As long as it doesn't TASTE like weird animal parts I'm happy.
So anyway yeah, that's the last time I ever try something new in my life, ever.
p.s. also, the members area for Diaryland is up now!
14:27:53 - 1999-09-29