When you (well, me anyway) make a big website, there's always a chance you'll make some typos along the way. A couple of times lately people have written to me to let me know that I've made typos, but haven't told me WHERE. I just wanted to mention that doing that is kind of useless and pretty much the equivalent of going up to someone and saying "hey you've got a poo stain on you.. BUT I'M NOT TELLING YOU WHERE!"
Now at this point I can see you saying "Oh Andrew, do ALL of your metaphors have to revolve around that word? You know the one I mean, it starts with P and rhymes with rudy-poo" and well, frankly they don't HAVE to, but I like the fact that they do. I'm not a fan of toilet humour, in fact quite the opposite. Everytime someone uses the phrase "so funny I peed my pants" I really do think how weird and disturbing it is that the first thing they think of when confronted with humour is soiling themselves. Toilet humour is just so lame, but there's just something about having all your metaphors revolve around poo that is just hilarious to me. Let me break it down math-wise for you:
1 Metaphor about poo = dumb
Many metaphors about poo = funny
Anyway, I mentioned the whole spelling thing to everyone's pal Skippo (hey look at me, linking my internet friends from my internet diary and dicussing our internet conversations!) and he said something that I think bears repeating: "that is totally what pisses me off on the web, people take every opportunity to act and talk in ways that would get them fucking smacked in real life". Well said Mr. Skip!
I'm not making any big point here, I just think that once in a while everyone should maybe just sit back for a minute and say to themselves "does the way I'm acting make me a little more deserving of being fucking smacked?". I think life would be better then. Oh and also this whole thing is an excuse for the typos on the site, which I will correct when I wake up.
02:52:19 - 1999-10-07