andrew

perry mason + tickling myself

I woke up today with the TV on, and I can't remember if I left it on all night or if I woke up an hour or two before my final wakeup and turned it on. It was turned to the Superstation so that's a clue! What would I be watching on the Superstation last night before I went to bed? Oh wait, I remember! I watched Perry Mason as I went to sleep! Wow, I must have left it on the whole night. Exciting eh? I know you care, please do not deny it.

I'm running out of shampoo again. Everytime this happens I scold myself. "Andrew, why is you standing here in your warm refreshing shower waiting for the shampoo to seep down to the bottom of the upside down shampoo bottle?" I says. I don't have an answer for myself though, so all I can do is wait. Wait and tickle myself. If you ever get really bored in the shower, or elsewhere, I'd suggest tickling yourself. It'll make you laugh, possibly churlishly. I do my elbow, you might have other tickly spots though. I'm also a huge fan of a feather on a stick for the self-tickling, but it doesn't work in the shower.

10:20:43 - 1999-10-01
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