andrew's Diaryland Diary
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reindeers and fortune cookies
Hey, is this a bad idea? I've been working on a line of children's books called "Books 4 Bullies", that are retellings of classic children's stories, from the bad guy's perspective. Like, I just put the finishing touches on the first one (just in time for xmas), "Rudolph the Loser Reindeer with the Red Nose". It's the classic holiday tale from the perspective of the reindeers who wouldn't let Rudolph play, I think it might be big, any book agents, please contact me. Here's an excerpt to whet your appetite:
"Get out you loser, what's with your stupid red nose?" Tommy said, "You look like an old drunk. Go hang out with that old man Santa or something. Haha, what a jerk!"
Anyway, apart from that, I was just going through my images directory and found a couple of things I had long forgotten about. First of all is this fortune cookie fortune I got a couple of years ago:
I'm not going to say it's wrong, but what a weird fortune cookie. I think the chinese are running out of fortunes.
Next is an image I sent to a software company whose product I was using to develop a program. I was having a problem getting the program to look correct, so I sent an image describing my problem, but then for some reason I thought it would help to add some extra visuals at the bottom. Here that is.
4:12 p.m. - Oct. 25, 2005
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