Hey, this is weird, remember how I wrote the other day about some kid I went to school with who could puke on demand, so his nickname was Puke? Well, check it, this salon article on that movie Beyon the Mat, has a thing in it about someone else who gets nicknamed for that very reason. Pretty crazy! Plus my whole night was totally made tonight by seeing Vince McMahon on TV. That guy is the most hilarious guy EVER, I love him. I can't wait to see this movie.
Oh and I remembered the thing that I mentioned in the last entry that I couldn't remember: Here is a good insult to call someone, because it sounds bad but noone can really get rationally upset over it or anything, since it's accurate: Mouth-breath. Whose breath doesn't smell like their mouth? It has to! So next time you're tempted to throw out a cliched old insult like "shutup jerkpants!", try "shutup mouth-breath!" instead. You get all the fun of the insult with none of the guilt. You owe me.
with love,
Pigpants.
00:18:25 - 2000-03-16