Today I saw the craziest best thing: a guy walking a cockatoo down the street. The bird was just walking slowly down the sidewalk, while the guy walked calmly ahead of him, whistling. He had a stick that i think he could summon the bird to fly onto if he wanted maybe, but that would totally have ruined it. So I watched a guy walk a bird for a while, so nice.
I was thinking about that song 'The Lemon Song' by Led Zeppelin which I never really heard that much until recently, and these are some of the lyrics:
Squeeze me baby, 'til the juice runs down my leg
Now now, squeeze me baby, 'til the juice runs down my leg
The way you squeeze my lemon,
I'm gonna fall right out of bed bed bed bed, yeah
Now, those are good lyrics, but maybe a bit subtle with the double entendre. Why it's almost cryptic isn't it? I think if they wanted they could have made the meaning slightly more clear by having the song say:
Squeeze me baby, 'til the juice runs down my leg
Now now, squeeze me baby, 'til the juice runs down my leg
The way you squeeze my lemon, I
I'm gonna fall right out of bed bed bed bed, yeah
AND BY LEMON JUICE I MEAN SEMEN, YEAH.
I am in no danger of being a highly paid songwriter anytime soon.
10:15 p.m. - 2001-06-02