So far this morning I have purchased some Nitol and cut my hair and it's only 9 am. It took me longer to go buy the Nitol than it did to cut my hair, and I think maybe that should give you an idea of how good my hair looks now. So the lesson of this story is: Don't cut your hair at 7 a.m. unless you want to look like me, which you don't.
Yesterday I got to bed really late, and then someone came over with fried chicken for me at noon and I woke up and ate some, and let me tell you, that is one of the stupider things I've done lately, and if you've been following along at all you'd know I do some really stupid things.
So this Stevie Wonder thing, him maybe getting his site back, that rules! I'm going to resist the urge to make a lame joke too. Like "he's going to beat the guy's ass who has been doing his hair all this time". No sir, so such jokes for me. No sir.
09:09:14 - 1999-12-14