Hello there. I'm trying of voice recognition software and curious as to how will work I am currently speaking into a microphone which is going into my computer which is making us into words on the computer even though they've already were words in them and in the. I'm very curious to see how this voice recognition software works. It would be great if it was very excellent and I could use it all the time is right to simply tightening is a think it's more on my at. That last sentence was not poorly transcribed or an Wright said some stupid garbage. That makes sense.
So I would love the software and work really well and I can update my diary all the time by simply talking to microphone that would rate. Some stories to tell you to know that I broken toilet seat recently simply by sitting on it for too long. It's a fact. Did you know that I never even make in my life? Well that is a fact to yes I have had eggs in other things such as Kate or French toast and never even made by itself not even an online. Never eaten a Friday, I have never eaten a well taken, I have never eaten any sunny side up Inc. that is some sort of aid I think might be coached perhaps I'm not really sure enough for things I just know the smell like stinky stinky gas and that's not something I'm looking particularly.
Actually checked out on us and what I'm writing and translating it but it can. Let's hope it works out well. Let's hope it didn't accidentally add something light I'd like to rape dogs when I was actually saying I'd like to rate dogs." Yes I do like rate dogs however perhaps seen stuff like that too much may be dangerous.
So how have you been diary readers I have been it has been a hot summer but also rainy I have spent the summer looking at a loss of rain.
I just read the last four paragraphs that were transcribed for me and I am pretty impressed because what being an is actually everything I said microphone this is spectacular. I am so happy they didn't do anything wrong or leave out any words and I'm going to go in and clap my hands and onion and potato all of pay my oh.
Oh hi what are you doing there I was just using this voice recognition software to make a diary entry when you've been in the grip yet as I understand I would like a hamburger but sometimes you just get to have a pamper when you feel like one it is a sad fact of eight I think I left the software running I guess I should earn it off it is copying everything I say hello hello Mr. software do you know Turkey words Turkey not Turkey or tea turkey turkey turkey 3030 come on you can do it just right dirty air week of air week ago and air week ago what would that mean you are a stupid computer I am adding you mad at you that is better why don't you know what I am saying to you I have too taught me he just to read like this I that I have to you stinky stinky stinky computer program.
5:18 p.m. - Sept. 12, 2008
I was going through the listing for the bands playing at NXNE in Toronto this weekend and man there are some bands who suck at making names. These cracked me up most though all listed alphabetically beside each other:
We Are Balboa
We Are The Take
We Are Wolves
Awesome work guys, I bet you guys are even more original sounding than We Are Scientists or We Are The Physics.
I'm really getting so old, I get so annoyed at so many crappy new bands that I probably would have thought were okay when I was younger. But I would have been wrong, YOUNG PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS WRONG. Am I right, who's with me? High five!
Imagine if the Beatles had been called We Are The Beatles. That would have been it, 1 record and they would have just disappeared down a black hole and only been heard from by people saying stuff like "oh one of my favourite obscure 60s bands were We Are The Beatles, they just had one album and then they broke up cause they couldn't continue on with that name even though their music was good". Pretty much add "We Are" to the start of any band name and immediately you know that band is going to suck, and wear stupid clothes.
Okay now in my comments section, everyone name a band that has wolf or wolves in it. I'll start.
1:04 p.m. - Jun. 11, 2008
So I happened to be on Amazon the other day and I somehow came across something I can't get out of my mind: There is a 38 disc box set of the entire series of MacGyver. What? I mean ffs people, come on. It's like number 14,000 on the bestselling DVDs list too, which isn't really as low as you'd think for a show that costs $179. Or for a show THAT IS MACGYVER.
Has the world really run out of good things? Is this what it's come to? It really blows my mind to think there is someone out there saying "wow yeah I wish they still made shows like MacGyver, thank god they finally released all one billion identical episodes on DVD". ASOUIHOIHASD it just makes me CRAZY I DON'T GET IOT AT ALLLLLLLLL WHY WHY COME OPN
2:27 p.m. - Mar. 15, 2008
I got a pretty sweet christmas greeting from this musical instrument company in Beijing that I am on the email list for, and I thought I would share it since it's pretty heartfelt and I think sums up the spirit of the holdays pretty well:
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Dear
How are you my dear friend?about your business?Have not seen you for a long time!
are you very busy ?pls take good care of yourself.sincerely hope your products can enjoy a popular sales in your market!!
anyway Chrismas is coming ,Merry Chrismas to you in advance !
do you have a holiday at that moment?and will you held any party to celebrate this festival?
what about the weather in your hometown?snow?we believe you can receive many gifts from Santa Claus.do you like Santa Claus? in our mind the goatee and the red clothes is the Santa Claus,and when the night is coming ,he will appear .and bring many kinds of gifts from sky sit on the sled, it is very beautiful.hope Santa Claus can take best wishes for you
In the meantime I send a beautiful card to your hope this card can take my best wishes to you and other people surrounding you !
ok enjoy yourself.
have a nice day!
we anticipate you prompt reply
Yours faithfully
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There was a file attached that was supposed to be come kind of card, but it was some weird format and I was kind of scared to open it. I had a feeling it'd either mess up my computer somehow, or I'd get a phone call saying I was going to die in seven days.
10:42 a.m. - Dec. 21, 2007