andrew

life skills. important life skills.

LIFE SKILLS:

Do this: Hold your top lip, and bend it upwards until it is touching the bottom of your nose, like completely covering it (so you can't breathe through your nose).

Did you do it? Congratulations, you just learned a valuable lesson: How to warm your nose when you don't have any other nose-warming equipment available.

Now do this: Lick each of your pointer fingers (are they called forefingers? I always forget the names of different fingers). Now close your eyes, wipe the outside of each eyelid with your wet fingers, and then open your eyes again.

Did you do it? Congratulations, you just learned a valuable lesson: How to give yourself a momentary burst of alertness when you're really tired and sort of starting to nod off. Noone believes me on that, but next time you're driving on some highway and getting groggy, try it. For it to be really really effective you have to do it once every 30 seconds or so though.

YOU'RE WELCOME!

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02:32:26 - 2000-04-04
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