Andrew, I wish I could do this some other way, but I haven't been able to get this message to you in any other way: I am you, Andrew, but from the year 2035. I've been working on this time travel machine for years now, and finally I've got it working, but only for 80 second bursts, so I have to write this fast.. Whatever you do, in the year 2011, do NOT accept a job from men pretending to be part of NASA. You wouldn't believe me if I wrote the details here, but the results will be horrible, so horrible, and have grave implications for the future of mankind. Right now you probably think this is some weird joke, but seriously, please, just remember this, and when you're approached in 2011, do NOT listen to these men, keep as far away as you can from them, trust me. Pleas
10:59 p.m. - Nov. 14, 2002