I'm sick, I started watching America's Top Model. For those of you who don't know, it's a reality show you watch when you want to stop thinking of the people from the Apprentice as the most reprehensible people on television. It's definitely the reality show I would most like to be on though, because the challenges are so easy, there was one I saw on some recap episode where the models had to walk. That was the big challenge, walking! I have only seen 1 real episode and 1 recap episode, so I don't know what other challenges they face, but I am thinking it probably would be things like reading, precision coke snorting, maybe some sort of speed bullemia competition.
Now, you might say something to me like "Andrew, you can't go on America's Next Top Model, you aren't pretty enough", and my answer would be this: I think you should actually watch the show and check out what the models look like. I'm definitely too ugly for a lot of reality shows (most of them not involving facial reconstruction and teeth whitening), but you know what, I think I might actually make it on this show. I have that certain something that sets me apart from normal models and makes you look twice (ie. I'm a dude). Anyhow, my favourite moment on the show so far was in the recap episode, some girl voluntarily quit the show because she didn't want to get her hair cut. It wasn't even really long or anything, she just didn't want a haircut, and gave a big speech about being true to herself and having integrity as she left. She's now going to have her hair at the exact same length for at least 5 years or everyone who knows her is going to just bug the crap out of her about that.
Am I ever going to write about anything other than TV? I just don't have a ton of good things I think of. I should update more, okay I will. I have to go drink some water.
2:25 p.m. - Nov. 17, 2005