Oh hey, I forgot to mention, I am alive, the hotdog did not kill me. Just so you know.
Also, I ate a hoagie tonight. Well, half a hoagie so far, and it's canadian, so I'm sure it doesn't count really. I have never had a hoagie before, but it was delicious.
I decided I have a sleeping disorder since I haven't had any good sleep in months, even when I don't drink 2 glasses of milk and eat a bunch of bread right before I go to bed on a crappy 20 year old couch, which I do most of the time, because I am stupid. Wait, I was going somewhere with this, but now I forget. Damn, seriously, I had something else to add here, but now I have no clue. Well anyway, one thing is, I bought some earplugs last night, and they're pretty nice, but why can't they make them that completely block all sound altogether? If I had a pair of earplugs that created 100% dead silence, I would wear them all the time.
Okay, I'll wrap this up now because it's boring, like everything I do on the internet. I read today about some intenret mailing list with all these Hollywood people on it like Lisa Kudrow and a bunch of actual TV writers. Why can't I be on any good lists like that! How do I get to the crazy alternate reality internet with all sorts of neat people on it! Did you ever notice that, how the internet is supposed to bring diverse people from all over the world together to talk to each other, but you still wind up sitting in a bath towel and a t-shirt talking to a bunch of people who listen to all the same music as you, do the same things all day as you, live in the same country (or continent) as you, probably look like you, etc? Okay, maybe it's just me who sits around in a bath towel all day, I just think it's stylish, but my point stands: Where is the sweet juicy part of the intenet? I want to sit around and email with people who are better than me, and star on sitcoms, or at least wash themselves more than I imagine my normal bunch of online pals do. SORRY GUYS BUT YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE!
Hey I just noticed something while I was sitting here wearing earplugs watching TV: I can lip-read sort of well! Not perfectly, but I totally figured a bunch of stuff out! New hobby alert!
11:49 p.m. - 2001-08-15