Wow, I didn't actually think I'd get a reply, but god wrote back after my entry about him. He asked me not to give out his email address because he doesn't want to get spam, so I took it out (but a hint: it has "4u" in it somewhere). Anyway, here it is, an interesting look into the mind of God, through an email exchange:
Dear Andrew,
I read your diary entry about me and frankly I think you're a bit paranoid. I don't have it in for you, and I especially think it was silly how you told your notify list that you thought I was on that list under a fake email address. Andrew, I have better things to worry about than you and your silly shenanigans! I've got a PlayStation2 I'm playing with all the time, it's football season, etc. Just take a chill pill dude!
hugs,
God
So then I wrote him back:
Hi God,
Okay, so if you're not totally obsessing over me, what's the deal with you knowing about what I said on my notify list? How do you explain that one? Come on man, act right.
A
to which he replied:
Dear Andrew,
hehe, uh-oh, BUSTED! Okay, you got me there bro, I didn't think you'd catch that one. But I mean, I'm on LOTS of mailing lists, seriously! I'm not obsessing (LOL that doesn't sound convincing but it's true).
Hugs,
God
So there you have it. Is god obsessed with me, or just happens to be on my notify list cause he likes getting email? I'm not really going to go on and on about this, so you decide, I'm going to leave it at that.
03:49:34 - 2000-11-27