I haven't really updated lately because I saw a tv show a while ago that changed my life. It was about seeing eye horses for the blind, and ever since seeing it, I've been trying to lose my sight to get a free miniature horse. That's not a joke either, the part about seeing eye horses, they really have those now, and they're amazing. The one on the show I saw was named Cuddles (just like me!) and was about waist-high on the guy who owned it. I guess those things can be kept indoors in a normal house or whatever? If so, I don't really care about getting one free, I'd probably pay every penny I had to get one, they are so amazing. Even right now I'm imagining being interrupted while typing by a little horse coming in and licking my hand and I can totally picture it so vividly. I am positive I would never get tired of having a miniature horse around to eat, play, joke, sleep with me, etc. If anyone out there can hook me up, let me know, it's almost spring and I really think a miniature horse would be the kind of thing that could get me to start jogging all the time.
Also last night I saw another show that didn't change my life as much as I thought it might, but it was incredible. Glutton Bowl was everything the ads promised and then some, FOX really outdid themselves with it. Bravo to them and the proud men and women of the International Federation of Competitive Eating.
3:54 p.m. - Feb. 22, 2002