andrew

walking around with my fly undone

Jesus, I just went to Subway and then the variety store beside it to get some milk, and when I got home I realized my fly was completely undone. I am becoming a crazy old man so fast, way faster than I planned. These pants have a slightly loose fly, but I've only ever noticed it fall a half inch or so, maybe the weather did it? Or maybe I just somehow forgot to pull it up when I last used it, about an hour before that. Anyhow, that's all, I don't even have the heart to write any jokes about this, I am too mortified, and I have to find a new place to buy milk!

9:12 p.m. - Jan. 08, 2003
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