Man, America is gettin so crazy! Everytime you turn around they're putting out a bigger SUV and a smaller rapper, America totally can't make up it's mind what it wants! There's this new rapper, Lil Maxo, who is 5 years old or something, that's so crazy. People really can't wait to start exploiting their kids anymore, it's a lost art. On a personal level though, I'm just happy that I finally am tougher and more street than an actual professional rapper, almost.
Speaking of America, I don't know if anyone else caught that "Test the Nation" IQ Test on Fox a little while ago, but one thing about it bugged the hell about me, other than my score: At the start of the special, they mentioned some stars who supposedly have really high IQs: Madonna, Sharon Stone, and James Woods. Honestly, if there are any stars who are MORE eager to look smart and likely to get their press people to put out fake stories about their IQ's, I can't think of them. For some reason, James Woods pretending he's a genius is way more galling to me than the other two, and I'm not really sure why. Is it the way he completely personifies the word blithering? The way he appeals perfectly to the readers of Cigar Aficionado magazine (ie. huge assholes)? No, the sad truth is that I'm just biased because as far as I can tell, he hasn't publicly exposed his vagina. (yet).
6:38 a.m. - Mar. 30, 2040