I've been cleaning stuff up in my apartment and I really wish I could find my camera so I could document all the stupid stuff I have found. Bit by bit it's sort of funny, but put together it forms a very convincing body of evidence that I should be in some sort of institution where people cook for me and I can concentrate on important things like staring at the wall all day. I totally am not cut out for living, here are examples:
- I bought 24 identical mugs at ikea about 3 and a half years ago which I have never ever used, and they've just been stacked on this shelf above my sink since then. I have of course never cleaned that shelf, so today when I moved them there were these really white circles where they were, surrounded by a dirty dirty dirty grey shelf.
- I have a box sitting on my floor right now which contains every bill and bank statement I have received in the past 4 years, as well as most of the debit card receipts from that period. I am not exagerrating when I say that at least 90% of the enveloppes are unopened, and mostly covered with dust too.
- I also just remembered that most of my ID has the address that I lived in 4 years ago on it, because I haven't had time in the last 4 years to fill out a little form and mail it to the government apparently.
- I have just finished cleaning about half of my apartment and I already have about 8 bags of garbage ready to go out. I don't understand that at all, cause if you stick all those bags in the middle of the floor, you can't even walk around, so how did they fit in here to begin with? Physics is crazy!
I am sure I had more stuff to add here, but it's probably pretty embarassing and I really have to get this done and I am all sort of out of it from sneezing at the dust that's all over and blah blah blah.
11:23 p.m. - Dec. 09, 2001