andrew

nielsen ratings

Oh MAN, some guy just called me from the Nielsen ratings company (as opposed to the Nielsen chocolate milk company) and if I was over 54 I would have been a Nielsen viewer! He was saying there were only 1700 in Canada total, so I totally would have been able to screw up their statistics really badly. After I realized I was too young I was like "oh MAN, I have always wanted to be a Nielsen viewer" which of course would have disqualified me if I really had a shot at it. So frustrating, maaan, I totally could have contacted tv shows and asked for bribes. I mean made a change for the better.

Okay, so that's all my news for today: One of my lifelong dreams was dropped in my lap and then snatched away. What's next, someone is going to tell me "hey we're going to make you 8 feet tall! Oh wait, no we aren't"? WHY MUST YOU TAUNT ME AND MY DREAMS LIFE!

12:52:37 - 2001-03-13
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