I think I have seasonal affective disorder, or as it's more commonly known: living in Canada in a month other than july or august. It's okay though, cause I just looked at real estate in hawaii on the internet and it turns out I can easily fix my doldrums, it'll only cost 12 million dollars US to buy an awesome ranch in Hawaii. So while it's good to know that for every problem life throws at you there is a solution, I just need to figure out the fastest way to win the lottery 4 times. Money gets me so depressed sometimes, it's so brutal to think that the thing in the world that to me 12 million US dollars is an impossible sum, and yet I just read that Daddy Day Care made $51 million bucks already. That means that all the people involved with creating those 90 minutes of film made somewhat close to that much combined (taking out the portions that went to theaters, etc.), and yet if I filmed myself hanging around with a bunch of kids and making fart jokes, I'd probably get arrested. Which is so unfair, cause all I want is a lousy 12 million dollars to buy a really good-looking hawaiian ranch. At least I know I'm not fully clinically depressed or anything though because somewhere in my heart I still have enough self-esteem to actually be somewhat angry that I will never own that super-sweet ranch, somewhere in there for some crazy reason I think I really feel that I do deserve an awesome hawaiian ranch haha, that cracks me up. Oh Andrew, how can I get down on you when you crack me up so good!!
1:49 a.m. - May. 22, 2003