I'm sleepy!
I was out at this restaurant today and I had this idea. If you go to some place a lot and you want them to like you, you should do this: Whenever someone at a table near to you puts a tip on the table and leaves, grab the tip, and then add it to your tip when you leave. That way, the next time you go you might get great service, and you're not really stealing the money! Okay so maybe it's not a great idea, but I love the idea of grabbing a few other tables' tips and then tipping your server more than you actually paid for the meal. You'd make them feel good (uhh except the part where they think everyone shafted them), plus you'd give them a great story to tell in the future about the night some guy ate the same hamburger for four hours, and noone tipped them, and then he tipped 200 dollars. Okay, so maybe they'd clue in. Still, just a thought!
I had some other good idea about restaurants today, but I totally forget what it was. It probably involved hamburgers though, since they're involved in most of my ideas in some way, even when they're not restaurant related.
Hey, it's 2 a.m., no wonder I am tired!
23:38:36 - 2000-03-15