I have offically declared this week "SEXCELLENT week". I haven't really decided what that means other than I am going to say SEXCELLENT all the time to people. Examples: "That new sandwich place is sexcellent!", "i thought their new album was definitely SEXCELLENT!", and so on.
Now, you can call me a dirty dirty pervert, or a braindead pervert, or any of my other nicknames, but the word SEXCELLENT just cracks me up. Say it out loud and I think you'll agree: the word is SEXCELLENT!
In other news, I ate almost an entire bag of ceasar salad the other day. Croutons and dressing too! Finally I'm living up to the "crazy salad eating bitch" title I put on my business cards. Nah, not really. But anyway, a whole bag of salad! Not a little tiny one either, a pretty big one!
I'm salad-crazy! And you know why? Go ahead, guess! Did you say "because salad is SEXCELLENT"? Sexactly!
17:26:17 - 2000-10-23