Hey, you know how last summer was the "Summer of the Shark" in the media, and every time you turned on the news, there was a story about a shark attacking someone? And then this summer the sharks are fine, but whenever you check the news or the paper some kid has been abducted? Well check it out, I figured something out: It's the sharks! Abducting the kids I mean. Think about it, the sharks are totally pissed and they're making a statement.
Unrelated, I've been doing a little investigation work around my neighbourhood, and today is the best day for it, cause it's trash day! It's so true, it's amazing what you can find out just by looking at what people leave out in the garbage. Like, the guy next door to me, when he gets pizza, he buys it from Pizza Pizza. There are like 3 boxes he has out, all from PP, not a single one from Pizzaville or Pizza Nova or Pizza Hut. And the guy next door to him, he's a total Vanilla Coke addict. He has probably 24 cans out, it's the only thing in his recycling box other than some bottled water. So from that, you can deduce that he really loves Vanilla Coke, but then sometimes he likes bottled water. And I figured out all this just from looking at what these guys leave out on garbage day! Try it yourself, you never know what you'll find out about your neighbours!
9:05 a.m. - Aug. 28, 2002