Here are the rules to grown-up life as I understand them:
- If I owe someone money, my check must be there on time and correct, or else someone will be angry and i will have things taken away from me.
- If someone owes me money, it is okay for them to send it 2 months late and make the check out to the wrong name so it's uncashable.
- It is perfectly normal for me to have to wait 15 minutes to get served at the bank AND the convenience store.
Okay, so yeah, I'm a complainy bitch.
Last night I took this ketchup bottle at this restaurant and I made sure the cap was on it, and then I shook it a lot, but it turns out the cap wasn't on it, so it got all over the wall, and the table, and my sweater and my friend's drink. I'm sure there's some whiny rule I could make out of that, but basically I just suck.
Anyway, so yeah, I guess the basic gist of my update for today: God wants me to kill everyone, and I'm going to.
20:15:39 - 2000-06-07