andrew

surprise candy

I needed a screwdriver today while I was re-arranging my bedroom and so I went to my toolbox and when I opened it there was a big bunny-shaped bottle of Quik Chocolate Syrup and 3 full packs of buttercotch lifesavers inside. What a great surprise!

I think all carpenters should hide candy in their toolboxes, so that now and then they'll go for a hammer and be all like "Hey, peanut M&Ms!". It's such an easy way to make your life much more random and stoopid! Like mine.

There is some really generic looking guy named "J. Englishman" being interviewed on Muchmusic right now who I can tell totally sucks even though I don't know what his music is like. Oh and guess what? He writes a lot of his songs on acoustic guitar! Why do people always say that in interviews as if it's really unique? Everyone does dumbass! Now go un-dye your hair, it makes you look dumb. Dummy!

13:25:54 - 2000-03-09
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