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feel better! :o)
jenz / 2003-02-12 23:16:55Oh I feel fine really. It's just weird realizing I am an old old man!
andrew / 2003-02-12 23:17:37so i am not the clumsiest this week! woohoo! no really, be careful andrew. you are very important. and how old are you? 19, 20...?
kimya / 2003-02-12 23:31:12hehehe.i'm not that old but i always hurt myself ne how.i'm clumsy at times.try just having a mosh pit for fun and coming out with a bruise on the leg and a broken pinkie.sounds funny i know.how old ar eu ne way?if u don't mind.
stella / 2003-02-12 23:32:36As long as you're under 25, life's good. However, once you turn 25, you round up to 30, and life officially sucks and you should take your life immediately.
amber / 2003-02-12 23:36:34my knee hurts too, you see, when I got my labret pierced on friday, I had a baseball bat smashed into my knee to distract me from the pain of the needle being stabbed through my lip and then replaced with a foreign metal object. tastes like yellow jellow
^pat-trick^ / 2003-02-12 23:39:29well... if this is question time, i'm curious: andrew, does anyone (you know, in "real life;" that world often spoken of in song and lore) ever call you andy? also, here's hoping you aren't 26.
spaceman spiff / 2003-02-13 00:05:55ok, I thought I had it bad when once, after parking my car, I realized I had to yell something out of the previously rolled-down window to my buddy, so I turned with full force to yell out of the window, only I forgot I rolled it up, so I smashed my forehead into the glass and the whold damn parking lot population got a big laugh out of my pain... by the way, just how old are you?
wibg / 2003-02-13 00:07:19I hope being clumsy and sick aren't a sign of being old, or man, I must be ancient. I can't get through the day with out banging into multiple things, falling at least twice, running into a solid, obvious object, and slamming something. Plus I've been sick a lot this year, though I'm sure its due to the fact that I work in a preschool. But it is true, your only as old as you feel, and some day's I'm ancient. But if it makes you feel any better I always imagine you as some young, sexy, smart, man. And what's better then strangers imagining your sexy?
damik / 2003-02-13 00:26:30We're all broken invalids at one point in our lives, or another, or more than a few others--to not be exact. But just be glad it's sooner than later. Otherwise, it might kill you. Peace and Love, msvirginia.
msvirginia / 2003-02-13 00:37:28Think of it as you being more youth-like than elderly-like. What old man runs to answer the phone? Generally they tend to wipeout while IN the shower and break hips or bruise tailbones, not just smack the crap out of their elbows. Young people seem to thouroughly whack limbs and wipeout while running for the phone quite often, or at least the whacking of limbs. Or maybe you are just old.
Melissa / 2003-02-13 01:00:59I'm just curious. Am I the only one who, when smacking into an inanimate object, actually APOLOGISES to it?
Redlilocks / 2003-02-13 02:45:17Heh, nice banner. I was thinking, "Man, Andrew's gonna be pissed when he finds out some jerk is claiming to have been voted #1 by Diaryland staff and management". Very clever. =)
Justin / 2003-02-13 03:38:12... but have you started forgetting things? That's the real test .... otherwise you could just be really klutzy, like me ... who has been known to trip over her own shoes and fall up stairs. (ya hayati.)
Ana-Warda / 2003-02-13 03:44:04Oh well, if these things that happened to you make you to an old man, I must be an incredibly old woman. There is no day without me running against doors, wiping out (on carpets, in the bathroom, outside, inside, everywhere), falling out of bed, etc. I usually look like as if someone keeps beating me up all the time because of the bruises. But anyway, how old are you? I just hope you are younger than 25, for that I cant make fun of you, cause as soon as you are 25 you are really old !!
Tina / 2003-02-13 03:48:07get it together ya big baby...heehee..hope you feel better..and stop banging yourself off things...have some orange juice and a nap and by the time you wake up, matlock will be on. its ok andrew..its ok. heehee
cindie-loo / 2003-02-13 04:46:20Fall seven times, stand up eight.
Daath / 2003-02-13 08:14:55your never old lol-not you Andrew ! take your socks off and buy some slipper stopper ones ,and at least you didnt fall down the steps in front of your whole school,with tolietpaper stuck to your pants<blusing>yeah,im a big dork-----Jenny
Jenny / 2003-02-13 11:02:56Daath, I love that proverb, but you forgot the ending: "Fall seven times, stand up eight... and that makes you a HUGE SPAZ!".Which I am.
andrew / 2003-02-13 11:28:02Why dont you answer this big question about your age? Could it be that you are actually older than we all expect? Are you in your late ... 60s or something? You are retired, thats why you got so much time to keep Diaryland up and running and all. You are an old man. And "old" even in the actual meaning of "old" :| Oh god . Eww :P
Tina / 2003-02-13 11:46:13you better be more careful old man.
janea / 2003-02-13 12:13:43nice freaking banner, man. what a laugh. do you have that creaking feeling everytime you move after sitting or laying down for more than 60 seconds? Do you realize the utter stupidity that motivates us as humans to ever move, ever again? Do you wish to be hooked up to a computer so that you could experience enjoyable activities such as skiing without the pain? hmmm. interesting thought, but no, me neither.
brat / 2003-02-13 12:36:34heh. i apologise to inanimate objects too. i also say "ow" for them. 'cause they can't speak. being inanimate and all.
lamlok / 2003-02-13 14:40:14Andrew's just trying to preserve the mystery for us by not revealing his age. Right? One of my best friends once sent me a parody of those horrible "What makes a good friend" poems you get through email... the line "When you fall, I will laugh at you, you clumsy tw*t" had "<--haha that's you" typed next to it by her because I managed to wipe out in our high school hallway once and she just kept walking and laughing. *sigh* Friends.
Ellen / 2003-02-13 15:03:50I think in spin magazine it said he was like 25
jenn / 2003-02-13 15:10:11Andrew, I know how you feel! In high school, I felt great! I started to notice that I was starting to pop and get cramps more when I run. It just really sucks. I feel old and weak. haha.
tamara / 2003-02-13 15:50:37<giggle> I HATE days like that. When it starts out that bad, just go back to bed. you *know* it's gonna get worse. Btw, I glare at inanimate objects that I bang into. Which I do a fair bit, so I must be aging too.. Well, I am.
politika / 2003-02-13 20:27:25I'm sorry that you had a clumsy day, my friend had one of those days today, she banged her head three times against the ledge of the chalkboard within an hour while we were having our meeting. I promised to buy her a helmet and put daisy stickers on it so she'd stop hurting herself. She didn't laugh, but I did. :)
Stacey / 2003-02-13 21:10:22Ya know that thing about not operating heavy machinery when drugged. Well, maybe you should follow that rule, even when not drugged.
laura / 2003-02-13 21:23:02You can't be as old as me, man.
minstrelite / 2003-02-13 23:48:51poor andrew, it doesnt seem to be age, i think your floors are slippery, did you wax 'em or somefing?
hi / 2003-02-14 06:33:47It's not age. I just fell in my tub. Maybe it's some vitamin neuro deficiency that you're totally unaware of. Motor skills therapy might help. it worked for me. (i'm joking by the way)
Rhea / 2003-02-14 06:54:43Happy Valentine's Day, Big Daddy Andrew.
Vyv-XX / 2003-02-14 19:32:05wow ur diary's coolio!!:) how *did* you make the comment box & stuff?
Lauren / 2003-02-14 20:25:32How old are you? I deMAND to know. NOW. it's time you tell us! >:|
well... / 2003-02-14 21:33:30How old are you? I deMAND to know. NOW. it's time you tell us! >:|
well... / 2003-02-14 21:35:50Whoooa, don't feel old. Man, I'm 16 and one day, i FELL in the bathtub and banged my elbow against the porcelain, and then about an hour later, I ran into my piano bench with my knee. the bench fell over and I cleverly didn't replace it... and i ran into it twice MORE after that, before I realized I should probably put it back up. But ouch. I held frozen canned foods to my knee all day. but that hurt.
pols / 2003-02-16 14:54:40I am searching for joe millionaire rumors and found this dairyland place. Amazed that this was the only non corp one that came up on the first page. If these rumors are true I will visit many times again. I hope to return.
interesting / 2003-02-17 17:52:56revel in it as older is wiser! (unless, of course, you are me. then older is simply immature, foolish and riddled with odd little pains that take a much longer time to go away). peace.
beagle47 / 2003-02-17 20:14:42hey andrew, everyone (well a couple of people) is saying how they expect you to be this sexy young thing, but to tell you the truth i imagine you to be the opposite. this isn't meant to be insulting- im just saying you never talk about what a great run you had today or anything, its always about how you shouldnt have ate that chicken wing or something .. yeah anyway if you have some secret like you're actually 3005 and are being cryogenically frozen to keep you alive, maybe don't tell us. a little mystery is nice sometimes. love you, (no really, i do) -smella
ella / 2003-02-20 01:01:35You aren't officially defined as old unless stuff breaks when you fall down. Also, running to get the phone and slipping on a wet floor don't count.
Deanna / 2003-02-28 05:33:28I should have stayed in bed today/ in bed's where I belong/ as soon as I got up today/ things started going wrong/ I got a splinter in my foot/ my puppy made me fall/ I squirted toothpaste in my ear/ I crashed into the wall.// I knocked my homework off my desk/ it landed on my toes/ I spilled a glass of chocolate milk/ it's soaking through my clothes/ I accidentally bit my tongue/ that really made me moan/ and it was far from funny/ when I banged my funny bone.// I scraped my knees, I bumped my nose/ I sat upon a pin/ I leapt up with alacrity/ and sharply barked my shin/ I stuck a finger in my eye/ the pain is quite severe/ I'd better get right back to bed/ and stay there for a year. - POEM BY JACK PRELUTSKY
tiggersnail / 2003-03-03 18:06:27I would just like to take the moment to be a bit picky about a few things. Firstly, those soap holdery thingamies are NOT made of rock hard granity stuff - I banged my elbow on one once and it snapped right off the wall (although, it WAS in the old bathroom, and the old bathroom has crazy leaks and stuff and everything's really bodgy, which is why we have a NEW bathroom - it's really small and right next to the laundry though which is really annoying when you're trying to get ready in the morning and you're tripping over all the dirty clothes that nobody can be bothered to wash, and with seven people in the house, you can imagine how many clothes that makes!) Secondly do not, I repeat, DO NOT complain about being old, 'cos being young really sucks as I found out when I went out with my friends the other day. They're ALL over eighteen (which means they get to do all the cool stuff) and I'm not (which means I DON'T get to do all the cool stuff). They wanted to ditch me, but I complained, and then everybody else complained because we hardly ever see each other anymore('cos we're all at university at different parts of the state now) and it was unfair to ditch someone halfway through the night. So they snuck me into the club instead, and I nearly died of excess smoke inhalation, as you do when you hang around the club bar playing pool (which by the way, was the point of the entire exercise) I've gotta go catch a bus.
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