andrew's Diaryland Diary

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gum thoughts

Why is everyone so mean to that Juicy Fruit guy? He's just some guy like you or me, trying to get through life the best way he knows how, by going around singing songs about chewing gum, and all he gets is anger and violence directed towards him. So unfair.

I love that during the big blackout last week, the mayor of Toronto, Mel Lastman, was telling people two things:
1. Toronto is the greatest city on earth and the people of Toronto are all heroes.
2. Don't light any candles because none of you heroes can actually be trusted to use a candle properly and not to set your houses on fire.

Also I think he said something about in 9 months we all get a baby or something. I can't wait for mine, I'm going to dress it hilariously.

10:50 p.m. - Aug. 19, 2003
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