andrew's Diaryland Diary

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May. 08, 2009 - Coldplay live album
May. 05, 2009 - swine flu
Mar. 27, 2009 - drum machine
Mar. 19, 2009 - nice captcha imo
Mar. 01, 2009 - movie idea and a whole bunch of random crap you should skip past really.
Feb. 11, 2009 - pink cadillac salmon log
Feb. 11, 2009 - internet
Feb. 09, 2009 - smell taste
Jan. 27, 2009 - I made a super duper cake
Jan. 24, 2009 - Criss Angel: Mindfreak!!!!!!!!!!!
Jan. 15, 2009 - Sesame Street is fabulous
Jan. 11, 2009 - no pants improve everywhere day thing
Jan. 06, 2009 - Rock of Love with Bret Michaels and food poisoning
Jan. 05, 2009 - 24
Jan. 03, 2009 - gellato vs. sherbet
Jan. 01, 2009 - new year's 2009
Dec. 30, 2008 - stobster
Dec. 19, 2008 - Todd Barry, Pearl Jam
Dec. 19, 2008 - The Offspring
Dec. 06, 2008 - Great moments in band naming history part 1
Nov. 27, 2008 - I made a joke up!
Nov. 05, 2008 - Where were you?
Nov. 04, 2008 - fortune cookie part 2
Nov. 03, 2008 - fortune cookie
Oct. 29, 2008 - dracula's yacht
Oct. 28, 2008 - Palin Mccain yadda yadda
Oct. 07, 2008 - celebrity stabbing victim
Sept. 21, 2008 - just some maps
Sept. 18, 2008 - frank zappa
Sept. 16, 2008 - large hadron collider
Sept. 12, 2008 - voice recognition entry
Jun. 11, 2008 - We Are bands
Mar. 15, 2008 - MacGyver box set come on
Dec. 21, 2007 - Merry Christmas 2007
Aug. 18, 2007 - 120 hamburgers
May. 23, 2007 - salad dressing enviroment solution
Apr. 16, 2007 - casino photo quiz
Feb. 12, 2007 - hamburger midgets
Feb. 10, 2007 - more toe problems - splinters now
Feb. 08, 2007 - LOST, toenails
Sept. 03, 2006 - Wah-wah, Creed
Jul. 16, 2006 - Burger King and little people
Jul. 12, 2006 - the family circus, sex scientists
Jun. 13, 2006 - band names
May. 24, 2006 - LOST spoiler
Feb. 09, 2006 - grammies, mick jagger
Jan. 09, 2006 - ??????
Jan. 02, 2006 - new year's hint
Dec. 05, 2005 - casio, poker, smoking
Nov. 25, 2005 - things to do before I die
Nov. 17, 2005 - america's next top model
Nov. 09, 2005 - tv bingo
Oct. 29, 2005 - what a clam
Oct. 25, 2005 - reindeers and fortune cookies
Oct. 21, 2005 - Gimme a Prison Break! I have become Andy Rooney, it's pathetic.
Oct. 06, 2005 - I have nothing against purple
Oct. 03, 2005 - just junk
Sept. 30, 2005 - just another religious cereal review (ezekiel 4:9)
Sept. 26, 2005 - teens love saucy shirts
Sept. 22, 2005 - blank-do-it-blank
Sept. 20, 2005 - all about my itchy nose
Sept. 14, 2005 - the little things mean the most
Sept. 13, 2005 - hospital grade soap
Sept. 12, 2005 - BBQ junk also star wars
Dec. 31, 2004 - waffle
Dec. 21, 2004 - velcro shoes, adbusters
Nov. 29, 2004 - my rogers cable ten show ideas
Nov. 23, 2004 - sleep angels, sleep
Oct. 26, 2004 - The greatest canadian. Other than me.
Sept. 01, 2004 - september already!
Apr. 16, 2004 - quantum leap
Feb. 16, 2004 - reality tv
Jan. 29, 2004 - hound dog!
Jan. 15, 2004 - animals mostly
Dec. 15, 2003 - we got him
Dec. 05, 2003 - santa
Nov. 26, 2003 - life lessons
Nov. 24, 2003 - Oprah
Nov. 17, 2003 - white rapper
Oct. 12, 2003 - ziggy stuff
Oct. 06, 2003 - frogs
Sept. 02, 2003 - the radio redneck
Aug. 19, 2003 - gum thoughts
Aug. 14, 2003 - computers!
Mar. 30, 2040 - geniuses and rappers
Jul. 14, 2003 - a true delight
Jul. 09, 2003 - Donald, CD reviews
Jul. 08, 2003 - ribs
Jun. 27, 2003 - insects versus humans
Jun. 19, 2003 - atkins diet
Jun. 12, 2003 - diabetes and swim trunks
Jun. 06, 2003 - correction
Jun. 05, 2003 - me likey eaty
May. 22, 2003 - 12 million bucks, ranch, etc.
May. 18, 2003 - an entry about a dream, ugh!
May 15, 2003 - shrimp and eggs
Apr. 28, 2003 - test entry
Apr. 10, 2003 - the Little Guy
Apr. 08, 2003 - i have really run out of things to write about
Mar. 31, 2003 - war junk
Mar. 26, 2003 - short point form update
Mar. 12, 2003 - firemen
Feb. 27, 2003 - canadian idol? ME? AWWW
Feb. 19, 2003 - my last joe millionaire entry, maybe
Feb. 17, 2003 - i'll delete this later i'm sure
Feb. 12, 2003 - i am an old broken down invalid
Feb. 11, 2003 - joe part 2
Jan. 29, 2003 - less sick
Jan. 20, 2003 - huge baby bottle
Jan. 14, 2003 - a lengthy explanation of how I am just like Albert Einstein
Jan. 13, 2003 - Joe Millionaire rumors!
Jan. 10, 2003 - beauty
Jan. 08, 2003 - walking around with my fly undone
Jan. 08, 2003 - movie camera, cq, etc.
Jan. 06, 2003 - hot dog poo
Dec. 23, 2002 - xmas thought
Dec. 09, 2002 - -
Nov. 14, 2002 - important message
Oct. 29, 2002 - busting makes me feel good
Oct. 17, 2002 - frustration day, computer cases.
Oct. 09, 2002 - i made up a great new food!
Sept. 26, 2002 - You are a baby
Sept. 17, 2002 - cheap entry about cds
Aug. 28, 2002 - follow the chum!
Jul. 25, 2002 - the pope
Jul. 23, 2002 - ANGST
Jul. 08, 2002 - crocodile
Jun. 20, 2002 - some felt art i made, etc.
Jun. 13, 2002 - Kate and Leopold - IT'S FINALLY HERE
Jun. 07, 2002 - new survey
Jun. 01, 2002 - throat
May. 24, 2002 - saws
May. 17, 2002 - test
May. 13, 2002 - dinotopia
May. 03, 2002 - bad memory wet dog smell
Apr. 23, 2002 - gym part 2
Apr. 23, 2002 - i am mean and also a dog
Apr. 18, 2002 - gym
Apr. 16, 2002 - test
Apr. 11, 2002 - internet blows!
Apr. 06, 2002 - truck covers, confirmation of my fattitude
Mar. 25, 2002 - i split my pants and the oscars
Mar. 22, 2002 - SEX SLUTS AND LANGUAGE LESSONS! HOTTTT!
Mar. 21, 2002 - eating healthy
Mar. 15, 2002 - banners
Mar. 14, 2002 - nothing entry
Feb. 26, 2002 - grammy fever
Feb. 22, 2002 - i want a horse!
Feb. 14, 2002 - happy valentine's day
Jan. 23, 2002 - coffee puns
Jan. 16, 2002 - I am a puss
Jan. 15, 2002 - bedpan
Jan. 14, 2002 - chihuahua origami
Jan. 02, 2002 - dreams
Dec. 09, 2001 - i am just not good at living
Dec. 03, 2001 - salsa in the toilet
11-11-01 - short bits
Mar. 05, 2002 - shirt and no pants is filthy!
10-30-01 - blood
Apr. 02, 2002 - a test entry that turned into a crappy short one
10-20-01 - the slow but inevitable complete failure of my body
10-18-01 - snoop dogg
10-17-01 - riding in cars with boys
10-02-01 - Carrot Top and a monkey
09-27-01 - streaks
09-24-01 - nothing much
09-04-01 - a quick entry
09-02-01 - ringmaster, xmas lights, whatever
08-29-01 - freddy prinze jr. and freddie prinze jr. and i'm fat
2001-08-22 - freddy prinze jr.
2001-08-15 - i'm not dead, i just smell that way
2001-08-10 - read this if i am dead
2001-08-08 - radio stuff i guess
2001-08-05 - i am sore
2001-08-01 - dictionaryfun
2001-07-29 - I stink
2001-07-24 - crotchblaster5000
2001-07-23 - animals
2001-07-20 - bitchtard
2001-07-16 - thrilling!
2001-07-15 - sleeping in my clothes
2001-07-10 - in reply to some emails
2001-07-12 - some thing I thought of while asleep
2001-06-28 - a visual explanation of the ZZ Top arm swing
2001-06-28 - my plan to annoy people who own Pt Cruisers
2001-06-27 - not a real entry
2001-06-22 - some quick letters
2001-06-20 - when i say dance, you dance!
2001-06-18 - bug in my mouth
2001-06-14 - keep smilin' !!
2001-06-11 - dog names
2001-06-07 - napping all over
2001-06-06 - dream comes true
2001-06-03 - old people thing
2001-06-02 - walking bird AND LED FRIGGING ZEPPPPPP
Mar. 07, 2002 - harvey danger, ikea, etc
2001-05-31 - mean sandwich
2001-05-30 - hey whatever
2001-05-22 - ikea chair
2001-05-22 - fireworks and almost famous mini-review
2001-05-18 - another boring entry
2001-05-07 - Anything for Princess!
2001-05-01 - phone trouble
2001-04-29 - pizza lust
2001-04-25 - a fax
2001-04-24 - made a new website, Zeepo
2001-04-20 - grandma andrew
2001-04-18 - guitar monster
2001-04-12 - hard candy
2001-04-06 - toilet = comb magnet
2001-04-05 - go nuts with donuts!
2001-03-31 - the Smile-Time Kidz
2001-03-29 - my ride
2001-03-28 - cable shut off
2001-03-27 - microphone
2001-03-21 - bad haircut
2001-03-21 - tv show idea
2001-03-19 - luchador pug
2001-03-16 - great insult
2001-03-13 - nielsen ratings
2001-03-11 - coughing
2001-03-09 - the chocolate news
2001-03-08 - i am sick, stuff i eat, squeeze
2001-03-06 - spaghetti makes you not sick
2001-03-06 - phantom cotton candy
2001-03-05 - some joke I made up cause I can't sleep and I am dumb
2001-02-27 - online diary - gigglenuts part 2
2001-02-22 - grammies and weird smiley thing
2001-02-21 - booring entry about monster jam mostly
2001-02-20 - awesome/not awesome
2001-02-07 - someone's comedy act
2001-01-26 - an entry about Jeopardy!
2001-01-16 - antiques and screaming
2001-02-27 - my hair is wet
2000-12-28 - wheel of fortune!
2000-12-26 - boxing day
2000-12-05 - me is hockey mister
2000-11-27 - god, part 2 (no george burns content)
2000-11-25 - freaky mama
2000-11-23 - letter to god, who loves punishing me
2001-06-05 - a bunny haunts me
2000-11-10 - haircut, election
2000-10-31 - halloween
2000-10-31 - garbageman andrew
2000-10-23 - sexcellent!
2000-10-20 - pills, thrills and murder. Ok, no murder.
2000-10-13 - bowling alley guy blah blah
2001-04-20 - THE MUSE TAKES ME WHERE THE MUSE WANTS ME MAN!
2000-10-06 - boring friday
2000-10-09 - dogs attacking me
2000-09-28 - notify list launched
2000-09-27 - names i have called people lately
2000-09-26 - food food food
2000-09-07 - dogs riding dogs
2000-10-05 - women's bodies
2000-07-24 - pizza, shopping
2000-07-26 - cockroach
2000-06-16 - chocolate nose
2000-06-08 - ice cream
2000-06-08 - am i a cowboy?
2000-06-07 - SMILE : D
2000-05-28 - wet sock
2000-05-25 - pretty hands
2000-05-07 - bllah
2000-05-05 - sleeveless shirt, haircut
2000-04-28 - funk bass
2001-05-04 - quick note
2000-04-23 - ikea
2000-04-23 - parade
2000-04-18 - eggs
2000-04-12 - hack comic
2000-04-04 - life skills. important life skills.
2000-03-27 - sleep patterns.
2000-03-25 - email thing
2000-03-21 - me and my garbage areas!
2000-03-16 - weird coincidence
2000-03-15 - restaurant idea
2000-03-12 - my new game
2000-03-09 - surprise candy
2000-03-07 - pigpants
2000-03-06 - you're on my list.
2000-03-06 - eatin is fun usually
2000-03-19 - cake and vibrator.
feb 18, 2000 - a return to crap
2000-12-01 - spiders and me
2000-03-21 - brackets 'r' dumb
2000-01-18 - magnum + selfabsorbed
2000-06-07 - milkshakes
2000-01-15 - password thing
2000-01-13 - snowday + toilet toothbrush
2000-01-11 - nothing big!
2000-01-06 - bonesthugs
1999-12-21 - 100 condoms in a bag
1999-12-20 - my new favourite restaurant
1999-12-14 - haircut chicken steviewonder
1999-12-13 - wrestlers, christians, etc
1999-12-12 - boring saturday
1999-12-10 - heartfelt talk with my stomach
1999-12-10 - beeptick weee!
1999-12-01 - boooooooring
1999-11-28 - some talk of bowling
1999-11-27 - boring entry about whatever
1999-11-23 - typos aplenty!
1999-11-22 - who is the man with the magic plan? not me.
1999-11-18 - oh my lord I have been slack
1999-12-31 - catching up with...
1999-10-29 - i hate the lottery
1999-10-28 - my neck hurts!
1999-10-22 - brown grass
1999-10-20 - andrew likes skirts
1999-10-07 - metaphors + getting fucking smacked
1999-10-05 - buying another guitar. I'm dumb!
1999-10-03 - another boring entry
1999-09-29 - andrew tries vegetarian hotdogs and is thoroughly grossed out
1999-10-01 - perry mason + tickling myself
1999-09-28 - bagels, jam, boredom
1999-09-27 - short update, mama carlson