Dear Vachon factory outlet,
I love you.
signed,
Fatso
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Dear Canada Post,
I just found out you made a stamp celebrating Rose-Anna Vachon, who started the Vachon snack cake empire, and invented Jos Louis snacks. I love you.
signed,
Fatso
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Dear Hostess Factory Outlet,
I tried to visit you last weekend but you weren't open. Go to hell!
signed,
Fatso
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Dear big fat stomach,
Do I even have to tell you? >:|
signed,
Fatso
4:06 p.m. - 2001-06-22