Apr. 09, 2020 / test

Feb. 08, 2019 / -

May. 30, 2018 / A 2018 test

Dec. 22, 2014 / testing in december

Aug. 09, 2011 / Nice thoughts #2 - The Little Puppy Learning To Smile

Aug. 09, 2011 / Nice thoughts #1 - Koala And Penguin

Aug. 07, 2011 / Ryan Reynolds

Aug. 07, 2011 / Why hello there!

Jun. 07, 2010 / diaper cookie

Apr. 20, 2010 / John Lennon quote

Mar. 22, 2010 / LOST

Feb. 18, 2010 / I made a joke

Dec. 11, 2009 / winter coat

Dec. 07, 2009 / movies

Nov. 22, 2009 / Bing Crosby and bucket list

Nov. 20, 2009 / trucker subs, electric kazoos

Sept. 22, 2009 / book recommendation and pants falling down

Aug. 03, 2009 / ipod favourites

Aug. 03, 2009 / hi guys

May. 08, 2009 / Coldplay live album

May. 05, 2009 / swine flu

Mar. 27, 2009 / drum machine

Mar. 19, 2009 / nice captcha imo

Mar. 01, 2009 / movie idea and a whole bunch of random crap you should skip past really.

Feb. 11, 2009 / pink cadillac salmon log

Feb. 11, 2009 / internet

Feb. 09, 2009 / smell taste

Jan. 27, 2009 / I made a super duper cake

Jan. 24, 2009 / Criss Angel: Mindfreak!!!!!!!!!!!

Jan. 15, 2009 / Sesame Street is fabulous

Jan. 11, 2009 / no pants improve everywhere day thing

Jan. 06, 2009 / Rock of Love with Bret Michaels and food poisoning

Jan. 05, 2009 / 24

Jan. 03, 2009 / gellato vs. sherbet

Jan. 01, 2009 / new year's 2009

Dec. 30, 2008 / stobster

Dec. 19, 2008 / Todd Barry, Pearl Jam

Dec. 19, 2008 / The Offspring

Dec. 06, 2008 / Great moments in band naming history part 1

Nov. 27, 2008 / I made a joke up!

Nov. 05, 2008 / Where were you?

Nov. 04, 2008 / fortune cookie part 2

Nov. 03, 2008 / fortune cookie

Oct. 29, 2008 / dracula's yacht

Oct. 28, 2008 / Palin Mccain yadda yadda

Oct. 07, 2008 / celebrity stabbing victim

Sept. 21, 2008 / just some maps

Sept. 18, 2008 / frank zappa

Sept. 16, 2008 / large hadron collider

Sept. 12, 2008 / voice recognition entry

Jun. 11, 2008 / We Are bands

Mar. 15, 2008 / MacGyver box set come on

Dec. 21, 2007 / Merry Christmas 2007

Aug. 18, 2007 / 120 hamburgers

May. 23, 2007 / salad dressing enviroment solution

Apr. 16, 2007 / casino photo quiz

Feb. 12, 2007 / hamburger midgets

Feb. 10, 2007 / more toe problems - splinters now

Feb. 08, 2007 / LOST, toenails

Sept. 03, 2006 / Wah-wah, Creed

Jul. 16, 2006 / Burger King and little people

Jul. 12, 2006 / the family circus, sex scientists

Jun. 13, 2006 / band names

May. 24, 2006 / LOST spoiler

Feb. 09, 2006 / grammies, mick jagger

Jan. 09, 2006 / ??????

Jan. 02, 2006 / new year's hint

Dec. 05, 2005 / casio, poker, smoking

Nov. 25, 2005 / things to do before I die

Nov. 17, 2005 / america's next top model

Nov. 09, 2005 / tv bingo

Oct. 29, 2005 / what a clam

Oct. 25, 2005 / reindeers and fortune cookies

Oct. 21, 2005 / Gimme a Prison Break! I have become Andy Rooney, it's pathetic.

Oct. 06, 2005 / I have nothing against purple

Oct. 03, 2005 / just junk

Sept. 30, 2005 / just another religious cereal review (ezekiel 4:9)

Sept. 26, 2005 / teens love saucy shirts

Sept. 22, 2005 / blank-do-it-blank

Sept. 20, 2005 / all about my itchy nose

Sept. 14, 2005 / the little things mean the most

Sept. 13, 2005 / hospital grade soap

Sept. 12, 2005 / BBQ junk also star wars

Dec. 31, 2004 / waffle

Dec. 21, 2004 / velcro shoes, adbusters

Nov. 29, 2004 / my rogers cable ten show ideas

Nov. 23, 2004 / sleep angels, sleep

Oct. 26, 2004 / The greatest canadian. Other than me.

Sept. 01, 2004 / september already!

Apr. 16, 2004 / quantum leap

Feb. 16, 2004 / reality tv

Jan. 29, 2004 / hound dog!

Jan. 15, 2004 / animals mostly

Dec. 15, 2003 / we got him

Dec. 05, 2003 / santa

Nov. 26, 2003 / life lessons

Nov. 24, 2003 / Oprah

Nov. 17, 2003 / white rapper

Oct. 12, 2003 / ziggy stuff

Oct. 06, 2003 / frogs

Sept. 02, 2003 / the radio redneck

Aug. 19, 2003 / gum thoughts

Aug. 14, 2003 / computers!

Mar. 30, 2040 / geniuses and rappers

Jul. 14, 2003 / a true delight

Jul. 09, 2003 / Donald, CD reviews

Jul. 08, 2003 / ribs

Jun. 27, 2003 / insects versus humans

Jun. 19, 2003 / atkins diet

Jun. 12, 2003 / diabetes and swim trunks

Jun. 06, 2003 / correction

Jun. 05, 2003 / me likey eaty

May. 22, 2003 / 12 million bucks, ranch, etc.

May. 18, 2003 / an entry about a dream, ugh!

May 15, 2003 / shrimp and eggs

Apr. 28, 2003 / test entry

Apr. 10, 2003 / the Little Guy

Apr. 08, 2003 / i have really run out of things to write about

Mar. 31, 2003 / war junk

Mar. 26, 2003 / short point form update

Mar. 12, 2003 / firemen

Feb. 27, 2003 / canadian idol? ME? AWWW

Feb. 19, 2003 / my last joe millionaire entry, maybe

Feb. 17, 2003 / i'll delete this later i'm sure

Feb. 12, 2003 / i am an old broken down invalid

Feb. 11, 2003 / joe part 2

Jan. 29, 2003 / less sick

Jan. 20, 2003 / huge baby bottle

Jan. 14, 2003 / a lengthy explanation of how I am just like Albert Einstein

Jan. 13, 2003 / Joe Millionaire rumors!

Jan. 10, 2003 / beauty

Jan. 08, 2003 / walking around with my fly undone

Jan. 08, 2003 / movie camera, cq, etc.

Jan. 06, 2003 / hot dog poo

Dec. 23, 2002 / xmas thought

Dec. 09, 2002 / -

Nov. 14, 2002 / important message

Oct. 29, 2002 / busting makes me feel good

Oct. 17, 2002 / frustration day, computer cases.

Oct. 09, 2002 / i made up a great new food!

Sept. 26, 2002 / You are a baby

Sept. 17, 2002 / cheap entry about cds

Aug. 28, 2002 / follow the chum!

Jul. 25, 2002 / the pope

Jul. 23, 2002 / ANGST

Jul. 08, 2002 / crocodile

Jun. 20, 2002 / some felt art i made, etc.

Jun. 13, 2002 / Kate and Leopold - IT'S FINALLY HERE

Jun. 07, 2002 / new survey

Jun. 01, 2002 / throat

May. 24, 2002 / saws

May. 17, 2002 / test

May. 13, 2002 / dinotopia

May. 03, 2002 / bad memory wet dog smell

Apr. 23, 2002 / gym part 2

Apr. 23, 2002 / i am mean and also a dog

Apr. 18, 2002 / gym

Apr. 16, 2002 / test

Apr. 11, 2002 / internet blows!

Apr. 06, 2002 / truck covers, confirmation of my fattitude

Mar. 25, 2002 / i split my pants and the oscars

Mar. 22, 2002 / SEX SLUTS AND LANGUAGE LESSONS! HOTTTT!

Mar. 21, 2002 / eating healthy

Mar. 15, 2002 / banners

Mar. 14, 2002 / nothing entry

Feb. 26, 2002 / grammy fever

Feb. 22, 2002 / i want a horse!

Feb. 14, 2002 / happy valentine's day

Jan. 23, 2002 / coffee puns

Jan. 16, 2002 / I am a puss

Jan. 15, 2002 / bedpan

Jan. 14, 2002 / chihuahua origami

Jan. 02, 2002 / dreams

Dec. 09, 2001 / i am just not good at living

Dec. 03, 2001 / salsa in the toilet

11-11-01 / short bits

Mar. 05, 2002 / shirt and no pants is filthy!

10-30-01 / blood

Apr. 02, 2002 / a test entry that turned into a crappy short one

10-20-01 / the slow but inevitable complete failure of my body

10-18-01 / snoop dogg

10-17-01 / riding in cars with boys

10-02-01 / Carrot Top and a monkey

09-27-01 / streaks

09-24-01 / nothing much

09-04-01 / a quick entry

09-02-01 / ringmaster, xmas lights, whatever

08-29-01 / freddy prinze jr. and freddie prinze jr. and i'm fat

2001-08-22 / freddy prinze jr.

2001-08-15 / i'm not dead, i just smell that way

2001-08-10 / read this if i am dead

2001-08-08 / radio stuff i guess

2001-08-05 / i am sore

2001-08-01 / dictionaryfun

2001-07-29 / I stink

2001-07-24 / crotchblaster5000

2001-07-23 / animals

2001-07-20 / bitchtard

2001-07-16 / thrilling!

2001-07-15 / sleeping in my clothes

2001-07-10 / in reply to some emails

2001-07-12 / some thing I thought of while asleep

2001-06-28 / a visual explanation of the ZZ Top arm swing

2001-06-28 / my plan to annoy people who own Pt Cruisers

2001-06-27 / not a real entry

2001-06-22 / some quick letters

2001-06-20 / when i say dance, you dance!

2001-06-18 / bug in my mouth

2001-06-14 / keep smilin' !!

2001-06-11 / dog names

2001-06-07 / napping all over

2001-06-06 / dream comes true

2001-06-03 / old people thing

2001-06-02 / walking bird AND LED FRIGGING ZEPPPPPP

Mar. 07, 2002 / harvey danger, ikea, etc

2001-05-31 / mean sandwich

2001-05-30 / hey whatever

2001-05-22 / ikea chair

2001-05-22 / fireworks and almost famous mini-review

2001-05-18 / another boring entry

2001-05-07 / Anything for Princess!

2001-05-01 / phone trouble

2001-04-29 / pizza lust

2001-04-25 / a fax

2001-04-24 / made a new website, Zeepo

2001-04-20 / grandma andrew

2001-04-18 / guitar monster

2001-04-12 / hard candy

2001-04-06 / toilet = comb magnet

2001-04-05 / go nuts with donuts!

2001-03-31 / the Smile-Time Kidz

2001-03-29 / my ride

2001-03-28 / cable shut off

2001-03-27 / microphone

2001-03-21 / bad haircut

2001-03-21 / tv show idea

2001-03-19 / luchador pug

2001-03-16 / great insult

2001-03-13 / nielsen ratings

2001-03-11 / coughing

2001-03-09 / the chocolate news

2001-03-08 / i am sick, stuff i eat, squeeze

2001-03-06 / spaghetti makes you not sick

2001-03-06 / phantom cotton candy

2001-03-05 / some joke I made up cause I can't sleep and I am dumb

2001-02-27 / online diary - gigglenuts part 2

2001-02-22 / grammies and weird smiley thing

2001-02-21 / booring entry about monster jam mostly

2001-02-20 / awesome/not awesome

2001-02-07 / someone's comedy act

2001-01-26 / an entry about Jeopardy!

2001-01-16 / antiques and screaming

2001-02-27 / my hair is wet

2000-12-28 / wheel of fortune!

2000-12-26 / boxing day

2000-12-05 / me is hockey mister

2000-11-27 / god, part 2 (no george burns content)

2000-11-25 / freaky mama

2000-11-23 / letter to god, who loves punishing me

2001-06-05 / a bunny haunts me

2000-11-10 / haircut, election

2000-10-31 / halloween

2000-10-31 / garbageman andrew

2000-10-23 / sexcellent!

2000-10-20 / pills, thrills and murder. Ok, no murder.

2000-10-13 / bowling alley guy blah blah

2001-04-20 / THE MUSE TAKES ME WHERE THE MUSE WANTS ME MAN!

2000-10-06 / boring friday

2000-10-09 / dogs attacking me

2000-09-28 / notify list launched

2000-09-27 / names i have called people lately

2000-09-26 / food food food

2000-09-07 / dogs riding dogs

2000-10-05 / women's bodies

2000-07-24 / pizza, shopping

2000-07-26 / cockroach

2000-06-16 / chocolate nose

2000-06-08 / ice cream

2000-06-08 / am i a cowboy?

2000-06-07 / SMILE : D

2000-05-28 / wet sock

2000-05-25 / pretty hands

2000-05-07 / bllah

2000-05-05 / sleeveless shirt, haircut

2000-04-28 / funk bass

2001-05-04 / quick note

2000-04-23 / ikea

2000-04-23 / parade

2000-04-18 / eggs

2000-04-12 / hack comic

2000-04-04 / life skills. important life skills.

2000-03-27 / sleep patterns.

2000-03-25 / email thing

2000-03-21 / me and my garbage areas!

2000-03-16 / weird coincidence

2000-03-15 / restaurant idea

2000-03-12 / my new game

2000-03-09 / surprise candy

2000-03-07 / pigpants

2000-03-06 / you're on my list.

2000-03-06 / eatin is fun usually

2000-03-19 / cake and vibrator.

feb 18, 2000 / a return to crap

2000-12-01 / spiders and me

2000-03-21 / brackets 'r' dumb

2000-01-18 / magnum + selfabsorbed

2000-06-07 / milkshakes

2000-01-15 / password thing

2000-01-13 / snowday + toilet toothbrush

2000-01-11 / nothing big!

2000-01-06 / bonesthugs

1999-12-21 / 100 condoms in a bag

1999-12-20 / my new favourite restaurant

1999-12-14 / haircut chicken steviewonder

1999-12-13 / wrestlers, christians, etc

1999-12-12 / boring saturday

1999-12-10 / heartfelt talk with my stomach

1999-12-10 / beeptick weee!

1999-12-01 / boooooooring

1999-11-28 / some talk of bowling

1999-11-27 / boring entry about whatever

1999-11-23 / typos aplenty!

1999-11-22 / who is the man with the magic plan? not me.

1999-11-18 / oh my lord I have been slack

1999-12-31 / catching up with...

1999-10-29 / i hate the lottery

1999-10-28 / my neck hurts!

1999-10-22 / brown grass

1999-10-20 / andrew likes skirts

1999-10-07 / metaphors + getting fucking smacked

1999-10-05 / buying another guitar. I'm dumb!

1999-10-03 / another boring entry

1999-09-29 / andrew tries vegetarian hotdogs and is thoroughly grossed out

1999-10-01 / perry mason + tickling myself

1999-09-28 / bagels, jam, boredom

1999-09-27 / short update, mama carlson