Stupid PIZZA PIZZA have been running this ad on tv for like 5 months that says "any size pizza you want, 9.99! or get an extra large for a dollar more!" and I really want to call and argue with them over the obvious stupidity of it, because it's just driving me nuts.
A juice bottle that was on top of my fridge fell off yesterday out of nowhere and smashed all over the floor. I thought I cleaned it all up but first thing this morning I managed to find the one piece I missed, using a really clever technique: I got it stuck to the bottom of one foot and then rubbed my other foot against it, thinking it was a crumb. So then I was all sweaty because I've been really sick and I wanted to go buy band-aids since my clever technique had the slight side effect of busting me wide open, but I wanted to take a shower first but then I was afraid my foot would bleed all over the shower while I did so. I finally took a shower with my foot up on the edge of the tub and holding on to the shower rail so I wouldn't slip and fall, and then I went to the store and paid 5 bucks for some crappy plastic band-aids. I forget the point of this story, did I mention I lost a lot of blood? Haha, no not really, I didn't lose it, I poured it all into a bottle for Haloween, I'm going to dress up as a guy with blood running all down his face. Haha, no not really.
It's really hard to tell when I'm just updating because I haven't in the last 10 days and I feel like I should.
Oh also, the special secret thing I made reference to in the last entry was a flash thing that had me doing human beatboxes that loaded once you were on the page for 15 seconds or so, but turns out it only works on Macs for some reason. So nevermind.
10:34 p.m. - 10-30-01