Twice today I saw 2 really huge dogs, very very tall ones. The second time, I thought "hey know what a good name for that dog would be? MEGADOG". Wouldn't that be good, if you had a big dog and named him MEGADOG? Or even better, if you had a small one and called him that.
I think if the pound would start naming dogs like superheroes they might really raise the appeal and get more of them into kind, warm, superdog-loving homes. Here are some superhero sounding names for dogs I came up with:
-Superwoof
- Kaptain Klaws
- Facelickero
- The Excellent Sniffer
- Doctor Paws (only really works for an evil dog)
If you work at a pound or the SPCA, feel free to name some dogs like this and see if they find homes faster. If you don't, please don't name your dogs any of these, I have dibs.
p.s. I also have dibs on Rumpshaker.
6:45 p.m. - 2001-06-11