note: if you already read this, I added a whole bunch to the bottom of the entry.
Big day yesterday! Not to be too overly heartfelt here, but I think we're all very happy that a very evil man who has been bringing pain and worry to a lot of us for many months now was finally brought to justice and we no longer have to worry about him perpetrating any more bad deeds. So screw you, that guy John with the blonde afro from Survivor!Oh also they caught Saddam Hussein, which is crazy and unexpected. This is the perfect time to try to mess with people while it still seems like anything like that is possible by saying to them "Oh man, did you hear, Saddam escaped!". Anyway, I'm glad they caught him and all, but I had actually planned to go to Iraq as an independent bounty hunter and try and nail him for the reward. I'm so dumb for waiting till after christmas, but I didn't want to miss all the candy canes and marzipan.Oh well, there's still Osama Bin Laden. Speaking of him, I would just like to take this moment of global happiness to relay a joke that I heard about him a while ago, it was actually told to me by an actual american military guy, and I think while it's a joke, it also does sort of make you think, it has a message. Did you hear about the terrorist they caught in the chili factory? Osama Bin Farting. Get it!
From now until christmas don't expect a ton of entries, because I'm actually going to spend the next 2 days watching the first two lord of the rings movies over and over, and then from wednesday until christmas I am watching all 3 movies in a row, every day. I'm not just a normal lord of the rings addict though, I'm actually taking a page from the many wok-related-pun-bearing-aprons of Stephan Yan from the 80s hit cooking show Wok With Yan, and every day I'll be wearing a different T-shirt with a pun about Orcs on it. This is because frankly, I hate Orcs, and I have no bones with saying it. I'm just that kind of let-it-all-hang-out, pull-no-punches, speak-my-mind guy, and I won't sit back and pretend I don't hate Orcs, becasue I do (hate Orcs). Here are some of the slogans I have already figured out:
- Orcs are dorks.I probably need to shorten some of those to a t-shirt sized phrase, but you get the idea.
I was only going to send that whole thing about the lord of the rings to my notify list but I realized I haven't had the signup box for it on my page for a while, so I just added it, sign up for it if you're not on it already!
5:24 p.m. - Dec. 15, 2003