Boring day, once again. Sundays are kind of lame lately. I just got an email from someone who found my "I am Jesus" story and didn't think it was too funny. The entire email was: "maybe u should get some jokes or something else to talk about cause the story of u being Jesus is not funny. Thats one thing u shouldnt mess with,,,,,,, but u already did". I kind of feel bad when people get insulted by stuff like that on one level, but I usually get over it stupid fast. And then I send them semi-snide replies. Well okay, not that snide, just snide enough that I laugh but they don't notice. I hope. Anyway, I almost feel like I should mention at the top of that story, I have nothing against christians, I just wrote a dumb story. I think christians are great and throughout history have done a lot of great things for you know, the world, you know, encouraging resect for others, teaching love, feeding hungry lions, etc. I bear them no grudges, I'm just saying: I'm Jesus. That's all! I mean maybe if I said I was better than Jesus or something. It's okay though, I forgive them.
So I've gotten into the nasty habit of watching wrestling for the past while, just because it's so amazingly crazy and hilarious, and once again tonight I watched, or rather listened to, a pay-per-view special that was scrambled. I kind of feel lame about that, but then I'm like "but if I paid the joke would REALLY be on me!" and also not seeing the actual fighting is a plus. Wrestling would be perfect if they just stuck to the storylines and the stuff in between matches, and then the matches were like 20 seconds long. I guess it'd ruin the pacing though, and plus sometimes storylines and hilarious stuff happens during the match, so okay yeah nevermind.
My habit of getting to sleep really late and waking up way too early is really starting to bug me. Like right now even thinking about it makes me a bit angry almost, like "Ooh stupid body clock, I'll teach you! Oh boy I'll teach you, ya little jerk!!". That's right, I needs to be fixing my body clock, before it fixes me! That made no sense but it made me laugh. A tiny bit.
Anyway my fingers really hurt right now so off I go. Oh I wrote most of an eggpost tonight too I need to remember to send that tomorrow. Oh yeah also, I am declaring January 1st, 2000 email amnesty day, which is a brilliant idea I came up with where any email I haven't replied to at that point is forgiven and I start the year with a clean slate and no guilt over owing people email. Awesome eh? If it works out for me I might have it every week! Which I sort of have been doing unoffically for a long time. Sore hands!
05:00:12 - 1999-12-13